I never meant to spill out any soda
I never meant to leave a giant stain
I never wanted to see you shouting
I never wanted to see you
Covered in that purple stain

Purple stain, giant stain
Purple stain, great big stain
Purple stain, my huge stain
I didn't want to see you splashed just right now
With that purple stain

That spray that the stain would be covered
The stain would be the end
Surely, I know I wouldn't make another
It's a great thing that spray became our friend

Purple stain, giant stain
Purple stain, great big stain
Purple stain, my huge stain
I didn't want to see you splashed right now
With that purple stain

Girlie, I know it blows
The purple stain's a changing
It's time we take to scrub now
For colour new, we'll stain remove

You say the stain's a bleeder
But I think it will be fine
I think we better scrub it
And let me scrub out that giant purple stain

Purple stain, purple stain
Purple stain, purple stain
Think you know what I'm whinging about right here
C'mon, stain's not planned

Purple stain, purple stain
I never meant to splash you
Only want to scrub out
That big huge purple stain