I'm not a cooker
I'm not a cook
I am a lazy bum and U'll never understand
I'll never feed U
I'll never fry
And if U're hungry I'll go to U by and fry

CHORUS:
Cuz U - I would fry 4 U, yeah
Darlin', if U want me 2
U - I would fry 4 U

I'm not the Emil
I'm not Chef Boyarde
I am a vegitarion that U'll never want to be
No need 2 broil
No need 2 fry
I'm your lazy bum and U're the one who frys

CHORUS

U're just Dave Thomas I am told
Use the fire when U're cold
Make U cook when U're sad
Make U broil when U are bad
I'm not Ray Kroc, I am a dove
I'm not the Colonel, I am love
All I really need is 2 know that U fry for me (Yeah)

I would fry 4 U, yeah
Darlin', if U want me 2
U - I would fry 4 U

Yeah, say it one more time

U - I would fry 4 U (U)
Darlin', if U want me 2
U - I would fry 4 U
2 3 4 U

I would fry 4 U {x2}
U - I would fry 4 U {x2}