Song Parodies -> Dolores Umbridge Blues
| Original Song Title: | "Every Breath You Take" |
| Original Performer: | Police |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dolores Umbridge Blues" |
| Parody Written by: | raddog20002002 |
This one is my fifth Harry Potter song. It is about "Harry Potter 5". Though the movie is not released until July 2007, I have read the book once. This parody is my 60th, I mean, 61st parody. This is about the one bitch who would not stop treating the students at Hogwarts like shit. This is a view from Harry.
Every class we take
Every spell we make
Every work we fake
Every rule we break
She's been watchin' us
Every Hogwarts day
We all work and play
Everyday we say,
"She must go away"
She's been watchin' us
Oh, can't you see
We can't feel free
She gives us headaches
There's no cure to take
Every rule she makes
It is no piece of cake
Every curse we make
Every fight we make
She's been watchin' us
In Quidditch, I've been removed from that place
Just that one night, Draco made an evil face
Our big fight was one hell of a disgrace
Umbridge shooed Sirius in the fireplace
I keep cryin', "Please Godfather, help!"
Oh, can't you see
I can't feel free
She gives us headaches
There's no cure to take
Every move we make
Every note we take
Every class we take
Every spell we make
She's been watchin' us
Every work we fake
Every rule we break
She's been watchin' us
She's been watchin' us......
Every spell we make
Every work we fake
Every rule we break
She's been watchin' us
Every Hogwarts day
We all work and play
Everyday we say,
"She must go away"
She's been watchin' us
Oh, can't you see
We can't feel free
She gives us headaches
There's no cure to take
Every rule she makes
It is no piece of cake
Every curse we make
Every fight we make
She's been watchin' us
In Quidditch, I've been removed from that place
Just that one night, Draco made an evil face
Our big fight was one hell of a disgrace
Umbridge shooed Sirius in the fireplace
I keep cryin', "Please Godfather, help!"
Oh, can't you see
I can't feel free
She gives us headaches
There's no cure to take
Every move we make
Every note we take
Every class we take
Every spell we make
She's been watchin' us
Every work we fake
Every rule we break
She's been watchin' us
She's been watchin' us......
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As having Hermione Granger as the alter ego, this was nice.
In my humble opinion, they'd better get somone BRILLIANT to be "that Umbridge woman".
Imelda Staunton has been contracted to play Umbridge, per veritaserum.com. (she was recently Mrs. Blatherwick in "Nanny McPhee"). Radd, this isn't one of your better HP parodies.
Agrimorfee, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but I just do my best in my parody writing. However, I am gonna write more Harry Potter songs. Some people really like my Harry Potter songs. If I was just like "Weird Al" Yankovic and performed these songs publicly, I may or may not be as famous as that guy, but a lot of people would like my performance. If I keep up with the parody writing and do my best on it, I will NOT be criticized as one of amiright's worst parodists.
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