Hello,
Can anybody help me?
I'm stuck in this bikini,
Guess there's nobody at home
C'mon now,
My brain keeps slowin' down
Just need to use my brain,
What's 1 + 1, again?
Retard
I'm lacking information errr
Even basic facts
Can't even tie my shoes, you jerk.

I'm so stupid like Paris Hilton,
My short bus is a big red wagon,
I seem to be lacking brain waves.
The gears move, but they're rusty just like nails.
When I was a child I had a helmet,
My mom put kneepads around my arms.
I've got that feeling once again,
I might be wet, I just don't understand
This is not who I am
I have become surprisingly dumb

O.K.
Just give me my dunce cap,
There'll be no more aaaaaaaah!
Sorry that was my terrets
Can I stand up?
If I get the feet working, good
When I talk I give a show,
Ca't help if I'm that slow

I drown in pools that are a foot deep,
My favorite sport is eating marbles
I seem to be lacking brain waves.
The gears move, but they're rusty just like nails.
When I was a child
I was so innocent.
Now I've attained a lazy eye
I color books and that's just fine
I cannot draw inside the lines
But now I'm grown
My brain is gone.
And I have become
Surprisingly dumb.

-solo-

I have become surprisingly dumb.