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Song Parodies -> "Thick Crust"

Original Song Title:

"Young Lust"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Thick Crust"

Parody Written by:

Mike Littoris

The Lyrics

Thick Crust

I am a just a growing boy
Where’s the pizza in this town
I like Meat Lovers and all kinds
By the slice, square or round.

Oooh I need a thick crust pizza
Oooh I can eat it til I hurl

Won’t somebody call the pizza man
And ask him if there is a way he can
Deliver a thick crust supreme to me
A 10 dollar tip if it’s quickly

Oooh I need a thick crust pizza
Oooh I can eat it til I hurl

[Phone rings..Clink of receiver being lifted]
”Yes I’ll take a large thick crust supreme pizza.”
“Will you deliver it to 816 south Main street in…”.
[clunk! of phone being put down]
"Oh, He hung up! That's the pizza place you wanted, right? I wonder why he hung up?”
”Are you supposed to eat pizza?” “You’re not on a diet are you?”
[Phone rings again...clunk of receiver being picked up]
"I’d like to place an order for a pizza.”
[interrupted by phone being put down]
"See he keeps hanging up, and it's an Italian man answering."
[whirr of connection being closed]

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Agrimorfee - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Jameka - August 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Me loves me some good thick crust pizza. Honestly, this is a great parody. Yours are always funny.

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