Song Parodies -> "Another Bitch in the Mall"

Original Song Title:

"Another Brick in the Wall"

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Original Performer:

"Another Bitch in the Mall"

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The Lyrics

I don't need no face foundation.
I don't need no oil control.
Those sharky sales girls on commission.
Never let me browse alone.
Hey, watch it! Don't spray that cologne!
All in all it's just another bitch in the mall.
All in all you're just another bitch in the mall.

I don't need no lip hydration.
I don't need no retinol.
Just scented candles for my bathroom.
I should have ordered them from home.
Hey! Sales girl! Get up off the phone!
All in all it's just another bitch in the mall.
All in all you're just another bitch in the mall.

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Johnny D - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Hi Leah! Long time no see. This is great --- well done!

Leo Jay - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Short, but oh so sweet. Really, really fine substitutions, great concept and execution.

Paul Robinson - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey, Leah, Welcome back! Saw your nice comment on my "Super-Size" parody last week so I was hoping you'd be putting some stuff up yourself. This is a sharp one, for sure. 5's...

Rick D - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Leah, where you been girl? Glad to hear from you. Espresso is tonight as usual, and a few Amirighters might be there. Check out the top of "Recordings" and you'll get an idea of what we might be performing.

Ashkicksass - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment

LMAO, fabulous job Leah! And oh so true!

Agrimorfee - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment

This is by far the best ABitW parody I have read here...maybe even better than mine! ;) 555

John Barry - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Bitchin'! 5s.

Arwen - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment

I thought for sure this was going to be about me. Or Ashkicksass...; ) 5s, Leah!

Dee Range - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Awsome. High 5's

Ashkicksass - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey!

C.Q. Cumber - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment

ROTFLMAO! It's brilliant!

Meriadoc - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment

This was my second LOL one of the day! Glad to see you back!

Leah Lockhart - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks everyone! I've had a few ideas on the backburner lately but after a tumultous year of school and work and other personal crises I've been a bit out of the loop! More to come as I slowly resurrect my creative mind... ;-) Rick, I'd love to come back to EG sometime soon, if I can! It's a bit of a hike for me, but it was always a good time!

Rick D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Glad to have you. There are now officially eight people who have at least one parody on this site that have been to Espresso Gardens. Let us know if you want to sing something, and we'll practice.

Serafina - August 13, 2004 - Report this comment

I thought this one was kinda funny. 5-5-5.

El DeRoblo - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment

We need to hook up! I need a partner for an album, and you're of the right state of mind - twisted. I can't leave my E-mail because it's my work one, leave me a comment on my latest parody with any info you care to share and we'll go from there. Thanks!

Miguel - November 25, 2012 - Report this comment

I had the same idea for the title some months ago... but anyway, good job :)

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