hello......is there anybody in there?
folks say that when they see me
lights on, but no one's home
come on......how i hear them put me down
and tease me 'bout my brain
as i act the fool again
relax......i need some information , fast
just some basic facts
i'm so stupid thet it hurts

i fear my brain has been receding
i see no ideas on the horizon
there is no life in my brain waves
i see wrords but i don't know what they're saying
when i was a child, i was not clever
i felt as dim as a baboon
now i've got that feeling once again
its very plain, i will not understand
this is just how i am
i have become insufferably dumb

OK......i'm a little dumb hick
there'll be lots more duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhs
just cause i'm not so quick
can i catch up?
i believe it's hopeless, damn
and i really wish it was not so
i'm feeling so damn low

it is more brains that i am needing
a distant stare....i must be a moron
i think some IQ points been shaved
my lips move and i can't believe what i'm saying
when i was a child
i caught a fleeting glimpse
that i could be a normal guy
but soon i found all chances gone
i cannot put my finger on it now
the child is grown
his mind is gone
i have become insufferably dumb