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Song Parodies -> "Vote For Joe"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me Home"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Vote For Joe"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

I hope this isn't too early to post this song. I am going to pacify any liberals who carry an interest in this election.
(Instrumental Intro)

(Verse 1)
Take a look at C-SPAN
When I cut your Medicaid
With what Aetna tells me
All your treatments can’t be paid
There’s not much I can be learning
Working in DC
I attack folks at town halls
Where they don’t live in DE*

(Refrain 1)
Cause, I… I am blind
Yeah, I… I am blind

(Verse 2)
On the debates I’m talking
Don’t know what to say
There’s no point in campaigning
To create my own pathway
I won’t go to the prisons
The results from my crime bill+
I can provide the substance
If DNC has the will

(Refrain 2)
But, I…I am blind
Yeah, I…I am blind
Cause, I…I am blind
Yeah, I…I am blind

(Chorus 1)
So vote, vote for Joe
When it is November>
Vote, vote for Joe
When it is November
Vote, vote for Joe, oh Lord
‘Cause now I’m a prisoner in my home
And there’s not much to do

(Verse 3)
Take a look at the news
Where the streets are full of strife
Broken glass and fires
Changing our way of life
I’ve got no plans for rallies
If I want to unify
There are too many demands
So all I can do is lie

(Refrain 3)
Cause, I…I am blind
Yeah, I…I am blind
Oh, I…I am blind
Yeah, I…I am blind

(Chorus 2)
So vote, vote for Joe
When it is November
Vote, vote for Joe
When it is November
Vote, vote for Joe
When it is November
Vote, vote for Joe, oh Lord

(Bridge)
Well I am a prisoner in my home
And there’s not much to do, cause I don’t remember

(Outro)
Vote, vote for Joe
When it is November
(Repeat x8)
* = Delaware state abbreviation. + = I know that Bill Clinton signed it, but Joe Biden never regretted it. > = alternate line "Since he won't remember". I don't want anybody in the comments section saying: "What about your song Stop Supporting Biden?" "Was that song a lie?" To that I'd say, the sad state of affairs of political discourse would only compel me to hate the false selection you have. That previous song has no value since he's already selected as the nominee. However, I look forward to seeing songs posted using OS's from Kanye West. #Vision2020, Let's get real crazy in 2020. We need Yesus.

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Zen Adam B. - July 06, 2020 - Report this comment
Like the sentiment, but I already made up my mind. Kanye is the man for me!

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