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Queasy lover
He wants to leave you- do believe it
No other woman
But you let yourself go and he's not pleased
He's a queasy lover
He'll make love, but he regrets it
You're so disgusting
How did you become so damn obese?

She's the kind of girl you dreamt of
Dreamt of keeping hold of
She once ate lettuce
Had a size 3 dress
Used to mess around and floor screw
'50 Shades of Grey" you
Now just forget it
Chocolate cake- yes, she ate it!

No, you'll never change her, so beat it, just beat it
She's wearing sweats and still you can't believe it
Put on weight
Is fat as a cow

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[x2]
You want to help her, to Diet, at least try it
Get her to the gym, some exercise cycling
It's the only way
But she won't even go

He's a queasy lover (takes multiple showers)
He'll get a hold of your love handles (which is so gross)
She's a wife and mother
But she just eats and eats and eats (mostly sugary treats and sweets)
He's a queasy lover
He's in her **** but he doesn't feel it (even though he sees it)
Sex? Don't bother
No celibacy nor adultery (Needs divorce papers so that he can leave)
She's a pig!!!