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Song Parodies -> "Scrooge's Ghost"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Scrooge's Ghost"

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The Lyrics

Number 3 of the 12 songs of Christmas! God bless us everyone!
Eyes will whirl when it's Christmas time
Wasted dimes, Screw your "Ho, ho, ho"
Oh no!
Cause Ebenezer thinks it's lame
"Bah Humbug" is his claim to fame
Screw your "Ho, ho, ho"
Oh no!

Here's Jacob Marley for a scare
Ghosts are haunting be prepared
He's full of greed and it bites
This spirit could show the past that's a blur...
Scroo-Scroo-Scrooge's Ghost
That filthy cur...
Scroo-Scroo-Scrooge's Ghost

Now throughout time he is flung
Saw back when he was young
Scroo-scroo-Scrooge's Ghost
Oh no!
Oooh, He's such an ass
In present time
He'll see Bob Cratchit's grime
Scroo-Scroo-Scrooge's Ghost
Oh no!

Bam! Travel to the future! Hear him shout!
Ghost's like the Grim Reaper just to freak him out
Lived like a hermit, That millionaire
And now he's dead, Getting shoved in the dirt
Scroo-scroo-Scrooge's Ghost
Don't be a jerk!
Scroo-Scroo-Scrooge's Ghost

Scrooge! Learned from his screams now he's nice
Hands gold to the poor and buys Cratchit a bird
Scroo-Scroo-Scrooge's Ghost
Tiny Tim is cured
Scroo-Scroo-Scrooge's Ghost
"Bless us all" he'll blurt
Scroo-Scroo-Scrooge's Ghost
That lovely squirt
Scroo-scroo-Scrooge's Ghost!
Oh! Oh! Oh!

That haunting worked
Oooh, Done being curt
Now he's not irked
Scroo-Scroo-Scrooge's Ghost
Scroo-Scroo-Scrooge's Ghost
Scroo-Scroo-Scrooge's Ghost
Scroo-Scroo-Scrooge's Ghost
Scrooge's Ghost
Scroo-Scroo-Scrooge's Ghost

The lesson's learned
Scroo-Scroo-Scrooge's Ghost
More coal is burned!
Tables have turned!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   6

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Onslaught - November 25, 2013 - Report this comment
On the third day of Christmas Mathias gave to us three ancient spirits, a pair of gloves and a caribou.
Jonathan - November 25, 2013 - Report this comment
3 spirits just visited me they each told me to give you a 5!
Peter Andersson - January 26, 2017 - Report this comment
What? No Scooby Doo Gang to show up and solve the mystery in the last verse? Maybe I have my classics confused? ;-)
Agrimorfee - February 06, 2017 - Report this comment
It's hard to make this repetitious song funnier, but you made it more whimsical at the very least. A fine parody for the season (mayhaps you could parody the entire No Jacket Required album as A Christmas Carol them?).
Max Power - February 06, 2017 - Report this comment
I wonder who was the Scrooge who gave it 1s. I'll give it 5ives.
bobpiecheese - February 07, 2017 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Tremendous work cramming in the original story into such a relatively limited song. No humbugs here, 555!

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