Song Parodies -> Sleazy Mother

Original Song Title:

"Easy Lover"

Original Performer:

Phil Collins

  
Parody Song Title:

"Sleazy Mother"

Parody Written by:

NWW and DEF

This is about the moms who have decided to go prostituting instead of being a mother. A "sleazy" mother.
Sleazy Mother
She’ll get her hoes on you believe it
Like your brother
Before you know it you’ll be on your knees
She’s a sleazy mother
She’ll smell like fart, but you won’t smell it
She’s like no other
And I’m just trying to make you see

She’s the call girl you can dream of
Take a chokehold of
You’d better forget her
You’ll never get her
She has played around and left you
Left you and deceived you
Better forget her
You’ve already regret her

No you’ll never change her, so leave her, leave her
Get out quick cause seeing is believing
It’s the only way
You’ll ever know

She’s a sleazy mother
She’ll get her hoes on you believe it
She’s f-ck-d your brother
Before you know it you’ll be on her sleeze
She’s a sleazy mother
She smells like fart but you won’t smell it
She’s like no mother
And I’m just trying to make you see

You’re the one who wants to mold her
Change her and control her
You’d better forget her
You’ll never get her
For she’ll say that there’s no other
Who’ll ever be your mother
You better forget her
Cause you don’t even know her

No you’ll never change her, so leave her, leave her
Police and FBI can track her because seein’ is believin’
It’s the only way
You’ll ever know…..

No you’ll never change her, just leave her, leave her
Pimps only see her because seeing is believing
It’s the only way
You’ll ever know


She’s a sleazy mother (She’s a sleazy mother)
Shell get her hoes on you believe it (hoes on you)
She’s f-ck-d your brother
Before you know it you’ll be on her sleeze (already in her sleeze)
She’s a sleazy mother
She smells like fart but you wont smell it (won’t smell it)
She’s like no mother
And I’m just trying to make you see (make you see)
She’s a sleazy mother
She’ll get her hoes on you, believe it
She f-ck-d your brother
Before you know it you’ll be on your knees (praying to God on your knees)
She’s a sleazy mother
She’ll smell like fart but you won’t smell it (You won’t ever smell it)
She is no mother (cause she’s a slut)
And I’m just trying to make you see (trying to make you see)
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