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Song Parodies -> "Phil Collins Gets Constipated!"
Original Song Title:
"In The Air Tonight"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Phil Collins
Parody Song Title:
"Phil Collins Gets Constipated!"
Parody Written by:
2LD4U
The Lyrics
The music begins and an image of Phil is seen sitting on the toilet with his face clenched.
I've been waiting to take a crap all this time, so long.
I've been feeling it in my gut all this time, so long.
And I've been eating oat bran for all these months, so long,
So long.............
Went to the doctor, and he told me that I had a condition and that I would have to wait until it cleared up and I would be fine. But, it didn't and I now have to take fifty laxatives a day, A DAY!!!!!!!!!!
(Repeat chorus)
My toilet paper has not been used since 1983, and I have been praying, praying, praying to Jesus to end my life. And I envy ordinary people because they know how to crap, crap, OOOOH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Repeat the chorus and he takes a crap that is bigger than Stan Marsh's dad on South Park)!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've been feeling it in my gut all this time, so long.
And I've been eating oat bran for all these months, so long,
So long.............
Went to the doctor, and he told me that I had a condition and that I would have to wait until it cleared up and I would be fine. But, it didn't and I now have to take fifty laxatives a day, A DAY!!!!!!!!!!
(Repeat chorus)
My toilet paper has not been used since 1983, and I have been praying, praying, praying to Jesus to end my life. And I envy ordinary people because they know how to crap, crap, OOOOH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Repeat the chorus and he takes a crap that is bigger than Stan Marsh's dad on South Park)!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The pacing on this wasn't exactly the best. However, being the huge SP fan I am, the scene of Stan Marsh's giant s**t was funny as hell. So a 2 for the pacing, a 5 on the funny. and 3 overall. Nice try.
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