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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Wear Any Drawers"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Care Anymore"

Original Performer:

Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Wear Any Drawers"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

this parody was much harder than I thought, due to repetition, but very fun, because I pictured Phil singing it very assertively!
I Don't Wear Any Drawers

Well if you saw London, then you saw France,
I don't wear any undergarments,
I dont wear any drawers.
You can tell everybody 'bout the jeans I'm in
But don't pull my pants down, cos skin's under them,
I dont wear any drawers! I don't wear no drawers!

I don't care... what I wear,
I don't wear any Hanes briefs, I swear!

cos I've been talking to the people that wear Depends
And it seems to me there's some cloth on their ends!
They all wear underdrawers.
And as for me I can sit here and show my 'hind,
I've got no underpants, and I show my side.
I don't wear any drawers! I don't wear no shorts!

I don't wear-- BVDs!
I never wear any bottoms any day.

I won't wear any drawers!
Get out of my way!
Let me by
I go commando where the sun doesn't shine
I don't wear any drawers! I have worn no drawers!
I don't don any shorts! I don't wear boxer shorts!

Well, I don't wear no underwear,
'cos evry day my butt feels fine by itself
And I don't care what neighbors say
Hey I'll wear no drawers on my rump
must you know?

'cos I remember all the shorts I wore so long
And they felt awfully rough 'cos the size was all wrong,
I don't wear any shorts.
And I really ain't buying any Froot of the Loom
'cos all I want for my end, just a bit more room,
I don't wear any drawers do you hear? I don't wear no drawers!

I don't wear, any Hanes!
I never wore the briefs below ANY DAY!

I don't, I swear! I don't,
I don't buy underwear!
I go bare!
I go commando where the sun doesn't shine!
I don't wear any shorts!
Dyou hear? I don't wear cotton drawers!
I don't wear no drawers
You listening? I don't wear! no drawers!
No drawers!

You know I don't wear!-- no drawers! (repeat and fade out)...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Agrimorfee - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Just a second there, Harry...are you telling us you don't wear drawers? Gotcha. :) A good job on my 2nd favorite Phil Collins track.
alvin - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
my life is enriched knowing that...i hate the OS like i do just about every phil song...but a nice job
Harry - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ag and Alvin. I actually do wear drawers. I think I came up with four or five possibilities for the song, and this one was doable. As for Phil, I was a huge fan of his when I was younger, til he broke out the sap. I like the OS because he has so much emotion in it.
Ann Hammond - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
AFW - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Belts out laughs, and builds suspends
PMS - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I'll be brief and just say 555
LadyCupCakes - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for your paordy, and for maintaining your drawers, Sir!
Harry - February 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you AFW, PMS, LCC. Some clever comments. I may have to do the OS again.

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