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Song Parodies -> "In the Rear Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"In the Air Tonight"

Original Performer:

Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"In the Rear Tonight"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I can feel it rumbling in the rear tonight, oh god
I've been waiting for this movement all the night, oh god
Can you smell it, wafting in the air tonight, so bored, so bored...

Well, if you told me you were farting,
I would not light a match
I've seen you faint before my stench
But you don't know I ate Green Eggs and Ham
Well I was there and I smelt what I did
I did it with my own two cheeks
So you can wipe off the rim, and close the trash bin,
It's all been attracting flies!

And I can feel a rumbling in the rear tonight, oh gawd!
I been waiting for this movement for all the night, oh log!
I can smell it in the air tonight, oh no, oh no
And I've been pushing for this movement 'thall my might, oh god, oh god!!!

Smells I remember, I remember the burning
How could I ever forget, it's the burst time, the blast time, I need a mint!
But I know the reason why you let real silent ones, no you don't fool me
The farts really smell, and the flame still grows
It's a danger to you and me

And I can feel it, moving in the rear tonight, oh fudge!

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MrMacphisto - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Barry Wilson JR. - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
This parody stinks... Literally. Go to Wal-Mart, give them this comment, and they'll ship you 555 cases of Febreeze.
Harry - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks! now I have to do "two hearts".
Agrimorfee - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Did you change your name (and underwear) Poomaster?

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