How can I just let you walk away
Can't let you leave without a chase
When my cow here's very close to death – its true
Moo-oo
You're a well renowned veterinary know-it-all

How can you just walk away from me
While my cow struggles to breathe
'Cause we shared the slaughter and the spaying
And even cropped some ears
You're a well renowned veterinary know-it-all

So take a look at my cow
There's a pained look upon her face
She's stumbling around so very blindly
There's udders all over the place

Oh take a look at my cow
Her poor stupid bovine face
I'd put the wrong batteries in the cattle prod
Was a surprise she couldn't take

Put on one of those long rubber gloves
And stick your arm up her backside
I know you vets can diagnose these things
From feeling round inside
You're a well renowned veterinary know-it-all

So take a look at my cow
There's a pained look upon her face
She's stumbling around so very blindly
There's udders all over the place

Oh take a look at my cow
Her poor stupid bovine face
She may recover, its true, in an hour or two
But check her over just in case

Take a look at my cow
'Cause she'll still be lying here
I'd put the wrong batteries in the cattle prod
Was a surprise she couldn't take

Please take a look at my cow