You come downstairs like a giant cow
Feet slamming on the ground
It feels like a sumo wrestler
That weighs three hundred pounds

"The floor is gonna crack!"
I heard them cry
And I believed them
He doesn't know that he sounds like King Kong
He's gonna break the house if we wait too long

Cause when you, when you walk it sounds like thunder
You're like a buffalo
When I'm below you
Oh yeah when you, when you walk it sounds like thunder
You're like a buffalo
When I'm below you

Stomping through the day and into the night
The house was shaking when they found him
He didn't realize he was making so much noise
Until we asked him why

"I'm not that loud!" I heard him cry
He was in denial
All I could hear was him stomping up the stairs
Probably going to cool off awhile

Cause when you, when you walk it sounds like thunder
You're like a buffalo
When I'm below you
Oh yeah when you, when you walk it sounds like thunder
You're like a buffalo
When I'm below you

Don't give up
Keep stomping, keep pounding
Don't give up,
You're a ballerina
Don't give up
The Richter Scale is on your side
Don't give up
You're really, you're really, really annoying your wife

Cause when you, when you walk it sounds like thunder
You're like a buffalo
When I'm below you
Oh yeah when you, when you walk it sounds like thunder
You're like a buffalo
When I'm below you


You think you're light as a feather
When you prance all around
But nobody knows how to tell you
You're shaking up the ground
"I'm not that loud!" I heard you cry
But I don't believe you
You never knew that your feet were so strong
But you sound like an elephant banging a gong

Cause when you, when you walk it sounds like thunder
You're like a buffalo
When I'm below you
Oh yeah when you, when you walk it sounds like thunder
You're like a buffalo
When I'm below you