Song Parodies -> "In My Hairs Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"In The Air Tonight"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"In My Hairs Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Dioa

The Lyrics

i can feel sh*t running in my hairs tonight...it's brown
i've been straining for bowel movement, now it's time...it's brown
can you smell sh*t's brown stink in the air tonight...it's brown...so brown...

well, if you told me poo's a brown thing
i'd blow snot in your hand
i've smelled your waste before my friend
butts widen, open, poo oh poo's like jam

well i was there and i clawed at poo-drips
i clawed it off with groans and sighs
so you can wipe off my shin, i know where poo's been
sh*t's all that lacquers my thighs

and i can feel sh*t running in my hairs tonight...it's brown
i've been straining for bowel movement, now it's time...it's brown
i can smell sh*t's brown stink in the air tonight...it's brown...so brown...
and I've been straining for bowel movement, not it's time...i grunt...i grunt...

well thigh-skin's brown now, thigh-skin's brown now with slurry
oh good, thigh's totally wet, liverwurst slime, bratwurst slime so brown and wet
butts pried blow the cheese, son, i poo deep brown rice in cups, flow poo brown stool-pee
the turd-juices flow, butt-tip drains still gross
sh*t's a strange name for poop and pee

and i can feel sh*t running in my hairs tonight...i grunt
i've been straining for bowel movement, now it's time...i grunt
i can smell sh*t's brown stink in the air tonight...it's brown...so brown
and I've been straining for bowel movement, not it's time...i grunt...oh grunt...

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Aficionado Of Intense Diarrhea - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment

DAMMIT! Where are the Amiright censors?! They just let crap like this unclever parody just float on by!? >:(

aoid - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey, you're mocking me, Aficionado! And the parody author's name is my name spelt backwards. Cheater!

Turd World Man[ure] - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Dioa, you are a bad boy/girl. And a hilarious one. LOG (laughing on the ground).

Poopie Longstocking - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment

HA HA HA!! Phil Collins would love this feces parody of his hit song!! I gladly award this colourful and aromatic parody the highest vote on the Poopie Longstocking Poop-o-Meter, a vote of 5,5,5 !

Phil Collins (really) - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment

No, I would NOT! I think this is a distasteful, obnoixous parody of my song!

Caesiz Rox - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Yes, but aoit is masculine, manly, and magnificently MALE.

Vice President Dip Cheney - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment

That's bulls**t and you know it.

My Name Is Superfluous - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment

I probably shoulda said this half a year ago, but "MSIN" is trying to get cheap laughs by transposing two of the syllables in my alias...nice try, sucka.

Me. - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment

Oh good, that comment is gone now.

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