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Song Parodies -> "Ode to Jason Voorhes"
Original Song Title:
"In The Air Tonight"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Phil Collins
Parody Song Title:
"Ode to Jason Voorhes"
Parody Written by:
Scotty Dangerously
The Lyrics
Since I did "A Nightmare On Elm Street," I am going to write a song about Freddy's rival,Jason.
I can feel Jason comin' to kill me tonight oh no
Just because today's Friday the 13th oh no
Can you feel Jason comin' to kill you tonight oh no oh no
Well, long ago he was drowning
Down at Crystal Lake
I never have once seen his face
But I really know none of this is fake
Well, I woke up and I heard a scream
It was at a horrible hour
So it was a murder, right in a shower
This sure hell isn't a dream
And I can feel Jason comin' to kill me tonight oh no
Just because today's Friday the 13th oh no
I can feel Jason comin' to kill me tonight oh no oh no
And I know that today's Friday the 13th oh no oh no
Well I remember, I remember when Jason's mom
Had seen her son before, from the first time to the last time they ever met
And I know the reason why her head was chopped off, but I start to feel the heat
The kill doesn't show; but the fear still grows
I'd rather live on Elm Street
And I can feel Jason comin' to kill me tonight oh no........
Just because today's Friday the 13th oh no
Can you feel Jason comin' to kill you tonight oh no oh no
Well, long ago he was drowning
Down at Crystal Lake
I never have once seen his face
But I really know none of this is fake
Well, I woke up and I heard a scream
It was at a horrible hour
So it was a murder, right in a shower
This sure hell isn't a dream
And I can feel Jason comin' to kill me tonight oh no
Just because today's Friday the 13th oh no
I can feel Jason comin' to kill me tonight oh no oh no
And I know that today's Friday the 13th oh no oh no
Well I remember, I remember when Jason's mom
Had seen her son before, from the first time to the last time they ever met
And I know the reason why her head was chopped off, but I start to feel the heat
The kill doesn't show; but the fear still grows
I'd rather live on Elm Street
And I can feel Jason comin' to kill me tonight oh no........
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it was good you could tell the guys who wrote it was tryen to be funny and serious at the same time which he did a good job at .i liked it and want to write one like it one day oh yea and im a 12 year old from san diego,california and i want to say i like your poem and your ensperasion to wriye about jason and freddy. LOL
i thought the song didn't make since especially the part about his mother well thats just mi opion.
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