Opportunities (I'm A Playboy Bunny)






I've got no brains, but I've got looks
I'm a Playboy Bunny
Yes I make porn, I've got no brains
I'm a Playboy......

My teeth are white so gleaming, I'm messing around for perks
My hair is part peroxide, I really need some work
I'm looking for an agent, someone who casts blond chicks
What's your stupid question? Do I have feminine itch?

I've got no brains, but I've got looks
I'm a Playboy Bunny
Yes I make porn, I've got no brains
I'm a Playboy Bunny

I need to be medicated, I puttied my nails right on
Counciled for sex addicts, I think he was a con
I can wam bam Hugh Hefner, snooze and wake by nine
I've still got a reputation, I'm still in my prime

Oh, there's a lot of opportunities
If their big and you shake them, you know?
There's a lot of opportunities
If there small you can fake them
Shake and quake them

I've got no brains, but I've got looks
I'm a Playboy Bunny
I'm a Playboy.........

(Aahhhhh)

Bunny

(Aahhhhh)

(Aahhhhh - Di du da di da bu di ba)

You can see I'm simple minded, one plus one is three
How'd you feel about it, people stop to gawk at me?
I'm looking for an agent, at his own expense
Your looking at me curiously, am I making any sense?

I'm!
(I've got no brains!)
A!
(But I've got looks!)
I'm a Playboy Bunny
(Bunny!)
(I'm!)
Yes I make porn!
(A!)
I've got no brains!
I'm a Playboy Bunny
(Bunny)
I've got no brains
(I've got no brains)
But I've got looks
(But I've got looks)
I'm a Playboy Bunny
(Bunny)
Bunny!!!