You could have your lawn mowed
If you'd just clean up your yard
You could have all your weeds pulled
It would not be all that hard

All you do is pay me
I'm the gardener you need

You could have a stone pathway
Going up and down, all around your shed
You could have a vegetable, garden
Or you could have some flowers instead

I think I need a hedge trimmer
So I can trim your hedge
Oh let me have some hedge trimmers
I will need a power outlet

Show me all your shovels
"Cause I need to dig a trench
Hope that it's no trouble
But I also need to use your wrench

I'm gonna need some hedge trimmers
So I can trim your hedge
I want to use your hedge trimmers
Make your yard it's best
I'm going to need the hedge trimmers
I can use the extra money
With your hedge trimmers
Hope there's no uneven corners

Hedge, hedge, hedge trimmers

I've laid down new sod (laid down new sod)
Picked up turds (picked up turds)
Tied up the branches (tied up the branches)
Took them to the curb (took them to the curb)
Oh won't you rake the leaves and put them in the bag
Rake those leaves, get them in a bag
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm helping you
All for you, I've been chopping through
Going to need some power, plug, plug in that power, hey
I've been doing landscaping
I've been doing landscaping
Using electric power, and gas too
Come on, come on, help me through
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you
I've been watering the lawn
I've been watering the lawn
The sprinkler's going, going, all day and night