-> "I Am The Mannequin"
Original Song Title:
"Glory Of Love"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Am The Mannequin"
The Lyrics
Tonight I'm in the store
I'm here forevermore
Yeah just standing here
And I will stay
Wear clothes they want me to
When the store closes I'm nude
I help to sell the clothes
Some skirts or pantyhose
I see the customers shopping
It's so lonely at night
When store opens I'm not alone
I am the mannequin
Here in the store now
I don't eat hoagies and
Work for free
I live forever
Wearing whatever
They want to sell now
Oh they put it on me
I'm always standing tall
And don't wear out at all
Nice when other mannequins near me
Oh I don't need anything
The lights go out and I'm alone
I am the mannequin
People ignore me
Or they hide money in
My sporty bag
Standing forever
Tiring never
Oh I do it all
I listen to them nag
They'll put me in all these outfits
Folks supposedly like
Oh it's how I spend the day
Yeah I wish I could get away
I am the mannequin
Look what I'm wearing
These jeans don't go with this
Heavy sweater
But I need a vacation
Standing ovation
For the work I do
There's no glory in this
I'm here forever
Standing together
Other mannequins
Oh they all feel my pain
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