Song Parodies -> Riding on the Poles of Her Dudes
| Original Song Title: | "Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes" |
| Original Performer: | Paul Simon |
| Parody Song Title: | "Riding on the Poles of Her Dudes" |
| Parody Written by: | blackjack21 |
The first four lines of the OS are sung in an African language. I’ve translated the best I can, with the help of my cousin Cletus. He is an expert on African languages, at least according to him. He assures me his translation is at least 80% correct, unless it’s only 30%, but he’s sure it’s over 50%. So anyway, I just sent Cletus home and winged it. ;-)
Riding on the Poles of Her Dudes
(nympho) Oh brothers you must to sample this woman
(nympho, nympho) Yes, bone grows very much largely
(nympho, nympho) Loving her with multiple opening
(nympho, nympho) She bring you much of your plentiful
She’s a nympho
She don’t go without it
Riding on the poles of her dudes
She’s a whore-toy
Get into your pocket
Empty out your rocket and drink all your booze
Likes banana
Banana ya
Riding on the poles of her dudes
Banana
Banana ya
She likes riding on the poles of her dudes
Riding on the poles of her dudes
Sliding on the poles of her dudes
Writhing on the poles of her dudes
Riding on the poles of her du-udes
People say she's nympho
She likes riding on the poles of her dudes
Well you can’t tell how many guys she screws
Riding on the poles of her dudes
She was physic’ly impressive
And when she slipped into my pocket
With a light squeeze
She said I’m taking you in the back seat
Where I can please you
Riding your po-o-o-o-ole
And I could say oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo
I think everybody’d know
What I'm ooing about
It’s not like nobody don’t know
Exactly what this girl is all about
Talking about riding on the poles of her dudes
Woo hoo, woo woo, woo hoo
She makes a fine bit of free poon
He wants his nine in her cave
Du jour boy’s member grows
And now he starts to crave
Just one thing left is a position to choose
And she said honey take me backwards
So she ended up a’hanging in a doorway
By the time he was done the line was down the highway
Want her riding on their poles in the nude
Cause when he said oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo
Just then everybody there could hear
And they were waiting about
I mean everybody was just gathering there
Waiting for their turn to sprout
Talking about ri-i-i-i-iding
Woo hoo, woo woo, woo hoo
People say she’s nympho
And she’s riding on the poles of her dudes, yeah
Well that's one way to lose
These blue ball blues
Riding on the poles of her dudes
Banana ya
Ya, ya banana
Banana ya
Ya, ya banana
(repeat many, many, too many times and fade out)
(nympho) Oh brothers you must to sample this woman
(nympho, nympho) Yes, bone grows very much largely
(nympho, nympho) Loving her with multiple opening
(nympho, nympho) She bring you much of your plentiful
She’s a nympho
She don’t go without it
Riding on the poles of her dudes
She’s a whore-toy
Get into your pocket
Empty out your rocket and drink all your booze
Likes banana
Banana ya
Riding on the poles of her dudes
Banana
Banana ya
She likes riding on the poles of her dudes
Riding on the poles of her dudes
Sliding on the poles of her dudes
Writhing on the poles of her dudes
Riding on the poles of her du-udes
People say she's nympho
She likes riding on the poles of her dudes
Well you can’t tell how many guys she screws
Riding on the poles of her dudes
She was physic’ly impressive
And when she slipped into my pocket
With a light squeeze
She said I’m taking you in the back seat
Where I can please you
Riding your po-o-o-o-ole
And I could say oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo
I think everybody’d know
What I'm ooing about
It’s not like nobody don’t know
Exactly what this girl is all about
Talking about riding on the poles of her dudes
Woo hoo, woo woo, woo hoo
She makes a fine bit of free poon
He wants his nine in her cave
Du jour boy’s member grows
And now he starts to crave
Just one thing left is a position to choose
And she said honey take me backwards
So she ended up a’hanging in a doorway
By the time he was done the line was down the highway
Want her riding on their poles in the nude
Cause when he said oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo
Just then everybody there could hear
And they were waiting about
I mean everybody was just gathering there
Waiting for their turn to sprout
Talking about ri-i-i-i-iding
Woo hoo, woo woo, woo hoo
People say she’s nympho
And she’s riding on the poles of her dudes, yeah
Well that's one way to lose
These blue ball blues
Riding on the poles of her dudes
Banana ya
Ya, ya banana
Banana ya
Ya, ya banana
(repeat many, many, too many times and fade out)
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Ah, that mischievous Paul Simon! Din't he also write fifty ways to ride your man's pole?
LOL!!! fives
:O !!!!
lol..great title switch
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