Song Parodies -> Celery and Broccoli
| Original Song Title: | "Ebony and Ivory" |
| Original Performer: | Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder |
| Parody Song Title: | "Celery and Broccoli" |
| Parody Written by: | Kyle Daniels |
Celery and broccoli
Are town green vegetables that
Taste gnarly
Kids and parents both hate them
Please don't make them
Eat that junk
We all know
That eating healthy food is the way to go
There are beets and peas
And brussel sprouts
I eat these foods
I've learned my body needs them
But there's two that won't do
I'd rather eat glue
Celery and broccoli
Are two green vegetables that are
Good for me
Side by side on my dinner
Plate they
Don't rate
They're so gross
Celery, Broccoli
They are both healthy foods for me
Celery, Broccoli
We agree
They taste good with peanut butter or cheddar cheese
But when they're alone
They're not so hot
So count me out
I don't want to see those veggies
Keep them off of my plate
I'd rather eat bait
Celery and broccoli
My physician has said that
They're healthy
So I ate some today
And I
Must say
They're quite yummy
So I ate some today
And I
Must say
They're quite yummy
Are town green vegetables that
Taste gnarly
Kids and parents both hate them
Please don't make them
Eat that junk
We all know
That eating healthy food is the way to go
There are beets and peas
And brussel sprouts
I eat these foods
I've learned my body needs them
But there's two that won't do
I'd rather eat glue
Celery and broccoli
Are two green vegetables that are
Good for me
Side by side on my dinner
Plate they
Don't rate
They're so gross
Celery, Broccoli
They are both healthy foods for me
Celery, Broccoli
We agree
They taste good with peanut butter or cheddar cheese
But when they're alone
They're not so hot
So count me out
I don't want to see those veggies
Keep them off of my plate
I'd rather eat bait
Celery and broccoli
My physician has said that
They're healthy
So I ate some today
And I
Must say
They're quite yummy
So I ate some today
And I
Must say
They're quite yummy
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I liked this parody and agree with its sentiments. :D Should have kept the rhyme scheme together, though, and I couldn't pace the fadeout lines.
I'm green with envy that you were able to use "Broccoli" as a parody title and make it work. I actually like broccoli (but then, those of you old enough to remember Daddy Bush shouldn't be surprised that a Democrat likes it), but celery? Yuck.
Agreed, MP! Broccoli good. Celery bad. This parody? Good!
Glad to see that you are flexible about changing your eating habits! I I do like Celery, butr I love the Brocc!
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