Say, say, say, another day
To hear some news 'bout Michael Jackson
Boys, boys, boys, get away
He'll give you "Jesus juice" in a Coke can

Celebrities subpoenaed for the stand
Most never met him, baby (baby)
He thinks the jury is an audience
And by any means, he'll try to sway them (hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

Flu? Flu? Flu? There's no way
He just wants to put it off some more
E! E! E! every day
Turns the trial into a show

What can he do to get out of this?
You think they got him, baby? (baby)
Neverland yielded some evidence
But Jay Leno's barred from talkin' 'bout it

He never, ever worries and he never sheds a tear
He's saying that this rap ain't real
We'll find out with the jury's verdict

Say, say, say what you want
But the fact remains that he is crazy
Who, who, who else you know
From a balcony would dangle babies?