He's a big hearted slob
He’s got sweet brown eyes
Oh ohhh
He never tells no lies
He's kind of shy at play
He just plays by fun rules.
Oh oh
He‘s the comic fool--yes

He’s the one that’s giving you the laughs
In any of his movies
You loved in films like Splash and Uncle Buck.
and even in dramatic roles like JFK and Cool Runnings.
And it is his pleasure
He’s always there to please you.
Do you love his movies, if so which movie is the one
you really love?

He's a big hearted slob
he’s got sweet brown eyes
Oh ohhh
He never tells no lies
He's kind of shy at play
He just plays by fun rules.
Oh oh oh
he‘s the comic fool-yes

Watched SCTV last night
He was being funny.
Then I put in the dvd of
that film with Steve Martin.
Candy is that man’s last name.
You won’t be tricked- but treated.
When it comes to laughter
there's no one else for the job.

He's a big hearted slob
He’s got sweet brown eyes.
Oh ohh
He never tells no lies.
He just plays by fun rules.
Oh oh ohy
He just plays by fun rules.
He’s the comic fool-yes.

Rap:
He’s-he’s-he’s-the-overweight-funnyman-who-comes-from-Canada
(He's the fat funnyman)
His girth-big heart-and sense of humour
are what make this big man a star .
(No no take, all give all give)
You've seen his great movies and
And he's been entertaining.
(He’s fat, and funny, he’s super fat)
Don’t judge him by his size, he’s so funny.
(And not just by the way he talks)
And he’s the sweet cuddly fat guy.

You can’t find anyone better
He’ll never make you cry.
You deserve nobody better
He's j-just so nice.

He's a big hearted slob
He’s got sweet brown eyes.
Oh ohhhh
He never tells no lies.
He is kind of shy at play.
He just plays by fun rules.
Oh oh oh
he‘s the comic fool--yes.

He's a big hearted slob
He’s got sweet brown eyes.
Oh ohh
He never tells no lies.
He's kind of shy at play.
He just plays by fun rules.
Oh oh oh
he‘s the comic fool--(repeat to fade)