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Song Parodies -> "The Right Plants Cocaine"

Original Song Title:

"Snortin' Whiskey"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pat Travers

Parody Song Title:

"The Right Plants Cocaine"

Parody Written by:

eel deal

The Lyrics

ai was asked to add a couple verses to a provided parody chorus:
Dicks snort whiskey. The Right plants cocaine.
Dicks snort whiskey. The Right plants cocaine.
Their only goal is to drive the Left insane.

In the White House, Tricky Dick would roam,
Sippin' bourbon, making power his own,
He'd raise a glass, with a sly little grin,
But little did we know, it was just the beginnin'.

A few years on, a tale to be told,
A right-winger's plot, both cunning and bold,
They planted cocaine in the halls of might,
To tarnish the Left, with all their might.

Dicks snort whiskey. The Right plants cocaine.
Dicks snort whiskey. The Right plants cocaine.
Their only goal is to drive the Left insane.

But the truth emerged, like the morning sun,
The scheme unraveled, their plan undone,
Biden's administration, strong and steady,
They rose above the dirt, they remained ready.

Just like Travers sang, in days of old,
We won't let deception take a stronghold,
United we stand, against those who deceive,
In the face of adversity, we shall not grieve.

Dicks snort whiskey. The Right plants cocaine.
Dicks snort whiskey. The Right plants cocaine.
Their only goal is to drive the Left insane.

Let's rise above, the division they sow,
Focusing on progress, let's make it show,
Together we stand, no matter the test,
In unity, we'll find strength and rest.

Dicks snort whiskey. The Right plants cocaine.
Dicks snort whiskey. The Right plants cocaine.
Their only goal is to drive the Left insane.

So let's not be fooled, by tricks and lies,
We'll move ahead, with hope in our eyes,
The nation strong, despite the games they play,
In the end, truth and justice will have their say.


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L.D. Obblo - July 17, 2023 - Report this comment
Wow, where to start? No possible way it could have anything to do with Captain Relapse (10 times!) All the pics of this kind of stuff on his laptop (which the Feds tried to suppress) were obviously just Russian disinformation. The fact that it took place in one of the most securely monitored places on the planet and no suspects were spotted is laughable. If a Republican had actually been involved, it would've been solved same day. I guess that's the difference between the ​​​​​​​Selective, sorry, Secret Service and Scooby Doo & Co. As for your increasing use of AI as a crutch, it just says you don't have what it takes to be a decent parody writer. Maybe take up knitting?
eel deal - July 18, 2023 - Report this comment
utilizing ai a lot is fun even for good parody writers like eel.

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