Your laughs are not fine with me, you are over your head
clowning me with your negatives, like a laid an egg
your the right kind of sinner, to release my inner infamy
an intellectual equivalent, to literature in a pre-school library

your a muckraker

dumb skiver

ray baker

don't you write about me

your a muckraker

pen wanker

king friday

make me lose my pound, of my doe


you cannot write just like Stephanie Meyer,
your Ann Coulter with no soul
you say i hate Sarah Richardson, how i ransack designed homes
your a intellectual equivalent, to a little thing i call drug ecstasy
Your column said i dumped beer on...
Shane Victorino at a Cubbies game!

your a muckraker

Ralph Nader

Persona....non Grata

your dissin' on me

your a muckraker

Real hater

Tom Swifty

I hate your columns oh oh oh



You say i support misandry and sex, like the Hex T.V series
You say i am related, to Madame Delphine LaLaurie

(repeat first chorus while dubious columns are being read)

"According to this column..

I am the real Mr. Hyde

I am the inventor of lice

I created the show Glee

I am responsible for sausage quotes in the odyssey

I am a fickle creature

i said Tracey Cox would make a good school teacher!

my personality is old country

old country speaks for P.M.T

I hate the Jews

I blast children with LN2

what to do what to do"



(End guitar solo plays while The Narrator responds)

"Wow I am really like that, I should go kill me, Who i think i am,
I am apart of the Ku Klux Klan. Oh look here i love to rape and i am in court all the time but man what the hell
its not surprising i play in the NFL"