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Song Parodies -> "If You Heave"

Original Song Title:

"If You Leave"

Parody Song Title:

"If You Heave"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

before I begin, I'd like to take a moment, to acknowledge the passing of a true legend. June Foray, voice of Witch Hazel, Cindy Lou Who, Rocky The Flying Squirrel, Magica De Spell, Grammi Gummi and countless others, has passed away on July 27th, 2017, at the age of 99. a good, long life. but let us never forget her & her talents, as she has entertained so many with her work over the years.
R.I.P. June Foray: 1917-2017: an angel has gone home.
okay, and now for the (hopefully) funny! a parody about a guy, whose best mate over-eats, and gets himself sick! just in time for the first bloke's date! will the overindulger be able to keep everything inside? read on to find out! please enjoy!
If You Heave, don't heave now
please don't scare my date away
promise me you'll try to fight
why did you get sick today?

you had to have those extra sides
regurgitating fast
if you vomit
on my woman
I’ll have to, I’ll have to kick your @$$

I told you once, I told you twice
not to eat all those beans & rice
you're puking now, what you'd eaten then
throw up on her, we can't be friends, okay?

If You Heave
I might cry
you will mess up my whole day
So, If You Heave, don't look back

just start running the other way
several years, spent without a date
you screw it up, I’ll kill!
Heavens, you're a damper, now
you had to, go and eat yourself ill

I told you once, I told you twice
not to eat all those beans & rice
you're puking now, what you'd eaten then
throw up on her, we can't be friends

I told you once, I told you twice
not to eat all those beans & rice
you're puking now, what you'd eaten then
throw up on her, we can't be friends

I told you once, I told you twice
not to eat all those beans & rice
you’re puking now, what you'd eaten then
blow this, you'll never eat again, okay?

ohhh… ohhh… ohhh… ohhh…

got your quease
on her & me
you’d better leave
don’t come back
don’t come back!
thanks for reading!

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Peter Andersson - July 28, 2017 - Report this comment
These situations doesn't get better with age, as these alternate lines from a geriatric home might show:

Here comes the MILF, I feel a rise
Say can you put your bulge on ice
You get out now, demented friends
You might mess up my whole weekend
Rob Arndt - July 28, 2017 - Report this comment
Let me cough up three fives for you!
Callmelennie - July 28, 2017 - Report this comment
Rocky the flying Squirrel was voiced by a woman? Damn Jonathan I'm just now getting over the realization that Bart Simpson was voiced by a woman .... What will I learn next, that Sulu was gay and Chekhov wasn' -- wait a minute, I've already done that joke
Jonathan - July 28, 2017 - Report this comment
thanks, folks! and yeah, Rocky was voiced by a woman. a very talented woman, who will be sorely missed. on top of that, last night, after submitting this parody, I look up Michael Johnson, just out of curiosity. anyone who's seen my "Bluer Than Blue" and "That's That" parodies is probably familiar with him, and knows that I'm a fan! well, what do I find, but that HE died on July 25th! Holy Crow! I was so ready to be done with yesterday, after that! I guess I dedicate this parody to both Foray AND Johnson now! two amazing talents have made it to heaven!
Rob Arndt - July 29, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, did you know that Bobby Hill was voiced by Pamela Segall Adlon? Walter Lantz's second wife Grace also did latter Woody Woodpecker!!!
Jonathan - July 29, 2017 - Report this comment
^ yes, sir! I'm a big fan of Pamela Adlon's! Bobby Hill is just one of many reasons why!

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