-> "If You Heave"
Original Song Title:
"If You Leave"
Parody Song Title:
"If You Heave"
The Lyrics
If You Heave, don't heave now
please don't scare my date away
promise me you'll try to fight
why did you get sick today?
you had to have those extra sides
regurgitating fast
if you vomit
on my woman
I’ll have to, I’ll have to kick your @$$
I told you once, I told you twice
not to eat all those beans & rice
you're puking now, what you'd eaten then
throw up on her, we can't be friends, okay?
If You Heave
I might cry
you will mess up my whole day
So, If You Heave, don't look back
just start running the other way
several years, spent without a date
you screw it up, I’ll kill!
Heavens, you're a damper, now
you had to, go and eat yourself ill
I told you once, I told you twice
not to eat all those beans & rice
you're puking now, what you'd eaten then
throw up on her, we can't be friends
I told you once, I told you twice
not to eat all those beans & rice
you're puking now, what you'd eaten then
throw up on her, we can't be friends
I told you once, I told you twice
not to eat all those beans & rice
you’re puking now, what you'd eaten then
blow this, you'll never eat again, okay?
ohhh… ohhh… ohhh… ohhh…
got your quease
on her & me
you’d better leave
don’t come back
don’t come back!
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 5.0 | |
How Funny: | 5.0 | |
Overall Rating: | 5.0 | |
|
Total Votes: | 15 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 15 | |
| 15 | |
| 15 | |
|