I'm in for a treat, I'll crave for something sweet
This is my time, at least some ice cream will be fine
But I don't care for walnuts, I would like cherries on top
And don't forget the milk duds... now what?

There's no toppings, but... (What? No toppings?)
I asked for chocolate syrup (all in waffle bowl)
There's no toppings, but... (must be a mistake)
I gotta recite my order

I'm askin fo', bubble gum and pistachio
And don't forget, the hot fudge syrup that I'd surely bet
You've almost accepted my order
But what's missing? Something else... oh, well

There's no toppings, but... (Huh? No toppings?)
I asked for chocolate syrup (please, not in a cone)
There's no toppings, but... (that was a mistake)
I gotta recite my order (I gotta prove)

There's no toppings, but... (but I asked for 'em)
I asked for chocolate syrup (Had I spoke too fast?)
There's no toppings, but... (must be a mistake)
I gotta recite my order