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Song Parodies -> "Criminal 1"

Original Song Title:

"Physical"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Olivia Newton-John

Parody Song Title:

"Criminal 1"

Parody Written by:

VU

The Lyrics

It’s the reincarnation of the Third Reich
And a terrorist “nation”
In its Fuehrer’s heart pound a spike
Remove him from the scene
So that he can eternally rest in hell
Along with his whole crew of freaks
The sooner someone takes him out
The sooner there might be some peace

The war criminal, criminal
Ice please the war criminal
Death to the war criminal
Perforate his body, Glock
Come on now, Glock
Perforate his body, Glock
Kill the criminal, criminal
Ice please the war criminal
Death to the war criminal
Perforate his body, Glock
Come on now, Glock

Batsh!t crazy, he’s no good
Take him out, anyone who’s able
Use anything, a knife, a gat
Erase him from the scene
Waste him and all of his oligarch crew
When of this Nazi rat we’re free
Then we all can raise a joyous shout
A celebration spree

The war criminal, criminal
Decease the war criminal
Death to the war criminal
Stretch his neck until it pops
Until it pops
Stretch his neck till head falls off
Drill the criminal, criminal
Icepick the war criminal
Death to the war criminal
Penetrate his body, stop
When your arm’s sopped
Perforate this bag o’ slop

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