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Song Parodies -> "Both My Feet Are Coated in Poo"

Original Song Title:

"Hopelessly Devoted to You"

Original Performer:

Olivia Newton-John

Parody Song Title:

"Both My Feet Are Coated in Poo"

Parody Written by:

Elena M.

The Lyrics

And you wonder why I'm not a dog person...
I know I'm not the first, to step in it.
I'm not the first to wonder why,
When I get back from the park,
My whole place starts to smell like the loo.

I know, it was some fool, not willing
To bend down and scoop their doo.
Hey man, can't you see?
You left it there for someone's shoe.
Now both my feet are coated in poo.

But now, I can't get it out,
Tried scrubbin' it with Shout!
It's lodged in my treds,
Both my feet are coated
In poo, ewwww...
Hopelessly coated in poo.

Dog owners, I say, "Stoop and get it!"
And watch your puppies, when they go!
If you want me to defend
Whatever dogs intend to do...
Then don't let me step in your poo.

But now, I can't get it out,
I tell my friends "watch out!"
Good-bye to my Keds,
Both my feet are coated,
In poo, ewwww,
Hopeplessly coated in poo.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   4

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Rick D - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Amen to that sister, I'm not a dog person either. See my beatle parody "Old Brown Doo".
Claude Prez - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Great title; wish I knew the song better (what am I saying?!) but gave benefit of a doubt on pacing; scraped by with fives
Johnny D - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Ewwww, five-five-five, ewwwww, good job, ewwwww !
Agrimorfee - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Lost and Found...funny, funny. Sorry you lost your 5s, here's some back for you. 555
Mr critic - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I shall give some ones back.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious title, well done.
Skepticus - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
It must have been a big steamer, to get both you're feet actualy coated. It's a wonder you didn't see it (or smell it) first!!

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