Out in the land
Life is messy
I keep falling way behind
My whole life is in a bind
Because I sniffed glue

I love chlorine
Mind is blank now
The nice ones call me a flake
The mean ones are hard to take
It comes off so rude

It's hard to believe life's so tragic
How did I end up this way
For most of my life I've been spastic
Don't think I was ever okay
Perhaps it's from when I dived
Surprised I'm still alive
Pool had no water inside
I oopsed
I probably should have died
it's true. . .

I don't make plans
Live life care free
Like spitting on fish in the fair
Or blow against the air
I sniff my feet too

I never will check my IQ
Because when I think, then it falls
Don't have much left at all
I am one dumb stooge

I'm telling you-It's so tragic
Sharpies taste great any day
I believe hobos were magic
and that's why I always pay
It's a wonder I survive
Despite all those steak knifes
Good thing I don't have a wife
do I?
I can't remember for my life
do I?

OOOOOOOOOOOOooh

Watching T.V.-pretty static
I watch this show ev'ry day
I think the white is fantastic
and that snow keeps blowing away
The sound's like my head inside
A seashell split open wide
Bet you thought I meant the tides
did you?
Okay-I'm not that smart I lied
to you!