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Song Parodies -> "Vam-Pirates"
Original Song Title:
"Elvira"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Oak Ridge Boys
Parody Song Title:
"Vam-Pirates"
Parody Written by:
Tim Mayfield
The Lyrics
This idea was indirectly given to me by Johnny D, so thanks Johnny!
Vam-Pirates
Vam-Pirates
My ship's on fire from Vam-Pirates
Swords that slice through leather
Lips that can't drink wine
These cursed undead are tough men sailin' the brine
I get a spooky chillin' up and down my spine
Every time I see Vam-Pirate kind
See me running!
Vam-Pirates
Vam-Pirates
My ship's a pyre from Vam-Pirates
Wake 'em Up uh huh, yes you do, in the daytime
Wake 'em Up unh uh, no you don't, in the nighttime
Hope they're sailing away
They frighten every sailor that sets sail upon the sea
You don't want to give up all the blood you can, real bad plan
They're sleeping in their coffin then they wake up to do more off'in
That's why I am now a stake lovin' man
See now I'm staking
Vam-Pirates
Vam-Pirates
They're frequent fliers as Vam-Pirates
Wake 'em Up uh huh, yes you do, when it's ray time
Wake 'em Up unh uh, no you don't, if it's play time
Ain't been drinking all day
Vam-Pirates
Vam-Pirates
They're death for hire when Vam-Pirates
Wake 'em Up uh huh, yes you do, during sleep time
Wake 'em Up unh uh, no you don't, during creep time
Keep your plasma away
Vam-Pirates
Vam-Pirates
They're shreiking diers those Vam-Pirates
Wake 'em Up uh huh, yes you do, at the right time
Wake 'em Up uh huh, yes you do, then it's die time
Cast their ashes away
Vam-Pirates
Vam-Pirates
I ain't no liar 'twas Vam-Pirates
Vam-Pirates
My ship's on fire from Vam-Pirates
Swords that slice through leather
Lips that can't drink wine
These cursed undead are tough men sailin' the brine
I get a spooky chillin' up and down my spine
Every time I see Vam-Pirate kind
See me running!
Vam-Pirates
Vam-Pirates
My ship's a pyre from Vam-Pirates
Wake 'em Up uh huh, yes you do, in the daytime
Wake 'em Up unh uh, no you don't, in the nighttime
Hope they're sailing away
They frighten every sailor that sets sail upon the sea
You don't want to give up all the blood you can, real bad plan
They're sleeping in their coffin then they wake up to do more off'in
That's why I am now a stake lovin' man
See now I'm staking
Vam-Pirates
Vam-Pirates
They're frequent fliers as Vam-Pirates
Wake 'em Up uh huh, yes you do, when it's ray time
Wake 'em Up unh uh, no you don't, if it's play time
Ain't been drinking all day
Vam-Pirates
Vam-Pirates
They're death for hire when Vam-Pirates
Wake 'em Up uh huh, yes you do, during sleep time
Wake 'em Up unh uh, no you don't, during creep time
Keep your plasma away
Vam-Pirates
Vam-Pirates
They're shreiking diers those Vam-Pirates
Wake 'em Up uh huh, yes you do, at the right time
Wake 'em Up uh huh, yes you do, then it's die time
Cast their ashes away
Vam-Pirates
Vam-Pirates
I ain't no liar 'twas Vam-Pirates
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Clever title and parody.
You worked the idea out great...to this old class country tune...clever story and rhymes
Great work! And vam singable too!
I've been trying to come up with a good "Elvira" sub. Never woulda thought of Vam-Pirates. Wow. Killer stuff.
well, I'm alreday scared of pirates, and I'm terrified of vampires, so the very idea of vampirates will have me sleeping with the light on for the next few months - great stuff, Tim, but don't read it to your kids - 555
Great stuff!! can't wait for more!!
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