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Song Parodies -> "Saliva"
Original Song Title:
"Elvira"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Oak Ridge Boys
Parody Song Title:
"Saliva"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Flem risin' like leaven, lips a foamy brine,
That spittle sure aids your digestion when you dine,
Or hock a runny frothin' if you're so inclined.
Just get rid of that saliva slime.
So I'm gurglin',
Saliva, saliva.
Not like perspire, saliva.
Spitty up, oom hocka oom hocka luge now,
Spitty up, oom hocka oom hocka luge now,
Hockin' spittle all day.
Got one stuck in the back my throat a huge lugie halfway,
And I'm tryin' break it out the best I can.
I'm gonna bust this lunger, just need a loosen up my collar,
Just have to purge this salivary gland.
So I'm gurglin',
Saliva, saliva.
Not like perspire, saliva.
Spitty up, oom hocka oom hocka luge now,
Spitty up, oom hocka oom hocka luge now,
Hockin' spittle all day.
That spittle sure aids your digestion when you dine,
Or hock a runny frothin' if you're so inclined.
Just get rid of that saliva slime.
So I'm gurglin',
Saliva, saliva.
Not like perspire, saliva.
Spitty up, oom hocka oom hocka luge now,
Spitty up, oom hocka oom hocka luge now,
Hockin' spittle all day.
Got one stuck in the back my throat a huge lugie halfway,
And I'm tryin' break it out the best I can.
I'm gonna bust this lunger, just need a loosen up my collar,
Just have to purge this salivary gland.
So I'm gurglin',
Saliva, saliva.
Not like perspire, saliva.
Spitty up, oom hocka oom hocka luge now,
Spitty up, oom hocka oom hocka luge now,
Hockin' spittle all day.
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Gag! You got the flu? Good one.
Hey all...give a read to this..:D
Looks like the spit has hit the fan.
Pat, No flu, please. The local news just said that the flu season is on us with a vengence - flem at 11.
DKTOS Guy, but a fun read !
Johnny...you never heard of 'Elvira'? Guy, not wishing flu on you, heaven forbid!!!
Adagio - I am familiar with Cassandra Peterson and her lovely bosom, but not this song...
JD - Not the same Elvira, I don't think.
"Eyes that look like heaven..." No, probably not the same Elvira.
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