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Song Parodies -> "Rotten Slop"
Original Song Title:
"Rocky Top"
Original Performer:
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Parody Song Title:
"Rotten Slop"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
My wife feeds me lots of Rotten Slop
Strange meals that never should be
Weird stuff she gets from her garden crop
Think it's chewin' on me..
Calls it greens, I call it Rotten Slop
Purple and orange ivy..
Like in that film, "Little Horror Shop"
Somethin's chewin' on me..
Rotten Slop, what can it be?
Sprouts, like from a tree
Ugly Rotten Slop,
Rotten Slop's what I see,
Rotten Slop, Constantly
Cooks it in a great big iron pot
Nights when the moon's up high
Tasty, but it looks like Rotten Slop
Hey, was that an eye?
She's deep into green and organic
Always wearin' long black
Dropped some for my dog, "Igor" to lick
Ran off, never came back..
Rotten Slop, what can it be?
Sprouts me like a tree
Stringy Rotten Slop
Rotten Slop's what I see,
Rotten Slop, constantly..
Lately, all my limbs are longer there
All my appendages, too
Had to triple X my underwear
Duh, the dawn's comin' thru..
Rotten Slop works magic'lly
By enhancing me
Good old Rotten Slop
Bring more bowls, gimme three
Bring more bowls, gimme three
Strange meals that never should be
Weird stuff she gets from her garden crop
Think it's chewin' on me..
Calls it greens, I call it Rotten Slop
Purple and orange ivy..
Like in that film, "Little Horror Shop"
Somethin's chewin' on me..
Rotten Slop, what can it be?
Sprouts, like from a tree
Ugly Rotten Slop,
Rotten Slop's what I see,
Rotten Slop, Constantly
Cooks it in a great big iron pot
Nights when the moon's up high
Tasty, but it looks like Rotten Slop
Hey, was that an eye?
She's deep into green and organic
Always wearin' long black
Dropped some for my dog, "Igor" to lick
Ran off, never came back..
Rotten Slop, what can it be?
Sprouts me like a tree
Stringy Rotten Slop
Rotten Slop's what I see,
Rotten Slop, constantly..
Lately, all my limbs are longer there
All my appendages, too
Had to triple X my underwear
Duh, the dawn's comin' thru..
Rotten Slop works magic'lly
By enhancing me
Good old Rotten Slop
Bring more bowls, gimme three
Bring more bowls, gimme three
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Better enhanced by rotten slop than replaced by a pod person, I guess. :-)
i dug the strange twist at the end
Cocky hop.
Good stuff, AFW. Will Mrs. AFW share her recipe?
Thanks, Stan, alvin, John, and John J....heh, heh,...she might, but she's not the cook..
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Farce - Nothing to do with the parody, but more with the OS. When I was in Japan our NCO club would bring in local bands on the weekends. Every country Kapanese band sang this song - I cannot explain what it sounded like - except to say it sounded like your wife's meals looked. Did you ever find Igor? Poor doggie.
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