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Song Parodies -> "Crappy Writer"
Original Song Title:
"Sister Christian"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Night Ranger
Parody Song Title:
"Crappy Writer"
Parody Written by:
Andria
The Lyrics
A self-attacking parody.
Attacking other authors is verboten, but nowhere in the Submission Guidelines does it say you can't attack yourself.
Attacking other authors is verboten, but nowhere in the Submission Guidelines does it say you can't attack yourself.
Crappy writer
Got to “1” you now
And I know
That you will always strive
For 5s
Why you writin’ a-bout ipecac?*
Stuff that makes you puke
You know your spoofs
All want to make me hack
Up phlegm
It's true
Hey, Andria
Why you write such shite?
On that site “AmIRight”?
You really suck, you do
A., you know
Your work, it ain’t worth a bit
They’re all worrying
That you won't last much more
You suck…
Crappy writer
You can’t pace or rhyme
Wish you’d give up
Writin’, oh, sometime real soon
I do
Andria,
Why you write such shite?
Now get off AmIRight
Before I start a fight
Hey, Andria
Why you write such shite?
On that site “AmIRight”?
You really suck, you do
Crappy writer
Got to “1” you now
And I know
That you will always strive
For 5s
Hate you, Andria
You no-talent
Got to “1” you now
And I know
That you will always strive
For 5s
Why you writin’ a-bout ipecac?*
Stuff that makes you puke
You know your spoofs
All want to make me hack
Up phlegm
It's true
Hey, Andria
Why you write such shite?
On that site “AmIRight”?
You really suck, you do
A., you know
Your work, it ain’t worth a bit
They’re all worrying
That you won't last much more
You suck…
Crappy writer
You can’t pace or rhyme
Wish you’d give up
Writin’, oh, sometime real soon
I do
Andria,
Why you write such shite?
Now get off AmIRight
Before I start a fight
Hey, Andria
Why you write such shite?
On that site “AmIRight”?
You really suck, you do
Crappy writer
Got to “1” you now
And I know
That you will always strive
For 5s
Hate you, Andria
You no-talent
*Ipecac: I wrote a few parodies about everyone's favorite vomit-inducing drug early in 2009.
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Nice to see another self-denouncing parody from you, Andria! I've got to write one of those someday! But I think that you're a great writer! You've been posting more parodies than I have and you were a member of this site for 8 years while I had joined 5 years after you did. I've enjoyed most of those parodies that you've written, especially Ipecac and 96 beers! Great write and great fight! Now here's 5's!!
Nice self-bash, hacking up some Fives for you!
An old and honored show business technique - telling jokes abourself that you wouldn't dare about anyone else. I honor you for your courage - and the skill which you pulled this off. ;D
he he
Thanks Christie... those were two of my best, thanks blackjack, thanks OMR, I'd have to agree, and thanks for the laugh, Jester.
I'm laughing at you fine parody, Andria, and also at the memory it conjures of the SNL bit with Billy Crystal and Jon Lovitz, often dressed as construction workers, each trying to top the other's claim of how utterly an and every woman (off-camera, but presumably good-looking) walking by would reject him. 555
Thanks, Stan.
You absolutely are NOT a crappy writer! You're one of my faves here! But hey, you know what B.A.Dave says, you are your worst critic. I sometimes bash myself too, but not yet in parody form. Excellent parody. 555
Thanks DJ... I've heard B.A. Dave's saying that you quoted, and this was a spur-of-the-moment thing written at the time I saw a comment written by someone calling themselves "Andria Sucks", on a political parody a couple weeks ago, while I was listening to the OS on the radio. I just finished it and sent it last night.
Looking back at my parody, I'm surprised that it got past the approval stage without the word "s***e" being censored.
Whoop dee dee, my comment was censored, but not my parody.
Great job on this one. I love TOS, and self-deprecating humor is always the best! 5s.
Thanks, Silver Power.
It's nice to see that Andria is actually being truthful about herself in this parody. This one is actually sort of OK. Well anyway, I give you 2s for the effort.
Thanks so much for the 2s, PI! I am NOT being truthful about myself, btw, and I am not a "crappy writer" in reality. If you look at all the 5s I've gotten, you'll realize how good I really I am. You just don't like the fact that I'm a Democrat, voted for John Kerry in 2004, Hillary Clinton in the inaugural election in May 2008 and Barack Obama in the primaries.
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