Song Parodies -> Sister Katie (Lutheran)
| Original Song Title: | "Sister Christian" |
| Original Performer: | Night Ranger |
| Parody Song Title: | "Sister Katie (Lutheran)" |
| Parody Written by: | Thalia's Dog |
Sorry... This is a slightly obscure religious tidbit, concerning the marriage of Martin Luther to Katharina von Bora. The OS (original song) lyrics were so close, I couldn't resist punching it up a notch. Okay, so I didn't go so far as to make the chorus "Carriage-ing." Among other things referenced in my parody, Luther's marriage set the precedence that marriage is allowed for clergy within Protestantism.
Sister Katie
used to be a nun.
Catholicism the only one
to say you're saved.
Now you're going
to Martin Luther.
You know Jesus
don't want to keep marriage from you.
It's true.
You're Lutheran.
Your chaste vows take flight.
The new religious right.
Read your Bible tonight.
Wench, you know
that Luther has a past.
Nailed to the church door
nintey-five theses.
Then said, "Let's wed."
Sister Katie,
with born-again life.
Translate the Bible
for common folks to view.
It's true.
It's true, yeah.
Lutheran.
Your chaste vows take flight.
The new religious right.
Read your Bible tonight.
(repeat)
Lutheran.
Your chaste vows take flight.
The new religious right.
Read your Bible tonight.
(repeat)
Sister Katie,
it's Reformation.
And you know that church is not the one
to say you're saved.
'Cause you're Lutheran.
Hallelu-yeah! Lutheran.
used to be a nun.
Catholicism the only one
to say you're saved.
Now you're going
to Martin Luther.
You know Jesus
don't want to keep marriage from you.
It's true.
You're Lutheran.
Your chaste vows take flight.
The new religious right.
Read your Bible tonight.
Wench, you know
that Luther has a past.
Nailed to the church door
nintey-five theses.
Then said, "Let's wed."
Sister Katie,
with born-again life.
Translate the Bible
for common folks to view.
It's true.
It's true, yeah.
Lutheran.
Your chaste vows take flight.
The new religious right.
Read your Bible tonight.
(repeat)
Lutheran.
Your chaste vows take flight.
The new religious right.
Read your Bible tonight.
(repeat)
Sister Katie,
it's Reformation.
And you know that church is not the one
to say you're saved.
'Cause you're Lutheran.
Hallelu-yeah! Lutheran.
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