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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Barker"
Original Song Title:
"Sister Christian"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Night Ranger
Parody Song Title:
"Mr. Barker"
Parody Written by:
Porkbeard
The Lyrics
Recently, Bob Barker announced that he will retire from "The Price Is Right" next year. Having watched the show on just about every sick day from school when I was growing up, I will miss seeing him on my sick days from work. Here's a tribute and appeal for him to stay.
Mr. Barker, oh the time has come
When you will no longer be the one
To say
"Let's play!"
What's the bid that you are looking for?
Could I win with just one dollar more
For you
Renew
Come on down!
Play The Price is Right
Although you seem uptight
We think you are alright
Rumor has it that you are a pimp
And made Happy Gilmore look like a wimp
Dismay
He paid
Mr. Barker always told us that
We should spay or neuter dogs and cats
It's true
Mine too
Mine too!
Come on down!
Play The Price is Right
The crowd you do delight
Emcee their dreams at night
Come on down!
Play The Price is Right
Your hair is turning white
But girls you still excite
Come on down!
Play The Price is Right
Please delay your flight
Don't drift into twilight
Mr. Barker, oh the time has come
When you will no longer be the one
To say
"Let's play!"
Won't you come on down?
Yeah
Come on down!
When you will no longer be the one
To say
"Let's play!"
What's the bid that you are looking for?
Could I win with just one dollar more
For you
Renew
Come on down!
Play The Price is Right
Although you seem uptight
We think you are alright
Rumor has it that you are a pimp
And made Happy Gilmore look like a wimp
Dismay
He paid
Mr. Barker always told us that
We should spay or neuter dogs and cats
It's true
Mine too
Mine too!
Come on down!
Play The Price is Right
The crowd you do delight
Emcee their dreams at night
Come on down!
Play The Price is Right
Your hair is turning white
But girls you still excite
Come on down!
Play The Price is Right
Please delay your flight
Don't drift into twilight
Mr. Barker, oh the time has come
When you will no longer be the one
To say
"Let's play!"
Won't you come on down?
Yeah
Come on down!
Copyright 2006
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My bid is $555
I overheard about Bob Barker's retirement from TPIR when my dad was talking with my aunt (who lives in California) on the phone. We might be able to see Bob Barker in person when we go there
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