Song Parodies -> "The Jets Suck"

Original Song Title:

"You Got It (The Right Stuff)"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

New Kids On The Block

Parody Song Title:

"The Jets Suck"

Parody Written by:

The David Snyder Orchestra

The Lyrics

I figured I'd come up with this song based on the way the Jets have been playing the past few years.

The Jets Suck
The Jets Suck

First game was worthless
The second one was trash
The next few games they crumbled
Now I hope it lasts

I can see it in their defense
And their offense has no luck
The QB turned it over
With the football up his butt

You know the Jets suck, baby
Love the way they play like pussies
You know the Jets suck, baby
They're the reason why I sing this song

They just can't play like real men
Oh yeah, that's right
They just blew the lead and lost again
They're so bad, because they suck

Fuh, uh, uh, umble
Gee, eeno Smith
Fuh, uh, uh, umble
The Jets suck

Tur, ur, urn, over
Mye, Michael Vick
Tur, ur, urn, over
The Jets suck

The first play was a laugher
The second one was a sack
Third down and fifty
They fell flat on their backs

I can see the way they play
Because they always choke
Vick is even worthless
And Geno needs to go

You know the Jets suck, baby
Once again, another turnover
You know the Jets suck, baby
They always play like a bunch of turds

They're losing by sixty points
And Geno, just pissed his pants
They just lost their 12th in a row
They really blow, oh yeah it's true

In, interception
Gee, eeno, Smith
In, interception
The Jets suck

Loo, ooh, ooh, osers
They, lost again
Loo, ooh, ooh, osers
The Jets suck

The Jets suck, that's right, yeah baby, yeah
You know the Jets really suck
And hey, yeah, let's face it
Next year, the team will be even worse

Michael Vick, you're such a prick
You guys choke, Damn they suck.

Fuh, uh, uh, umble
Gee, eeno, Smith
Fuh, uh, uh, umble
The Jets suck

Tur, ur, urn, over
Mye, Michael Vick
Tur, ur, urn, over
The Jets suck

Season is over
No, Super Bowl
Season is over
The Jets suck

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Michael Pacholek - November 03, 2014 - Report this comment

Ah, yes. As I put it myself, in one of my earliest parodies on this site: "How does it feel? How does it feel? To be losing bets? With lots of regrets? This is as bad as it gets! This is the New York Jets!" Bonus points for using a Boston group, fans of the Jets' arch-rivals, the New England Patriots.

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