Every day I see my man in congress
And I think that he's doing a good job!
There's no doubt in my mind,
That he is one of a kind.

All I keep thinking about is him,
As President!
And, I won't be the same until he is!
But the congress women tell me....

(Nancy Pelosi and Elizabeth Warren come out singing)

He's a slime! He's a slime!
He's a slime!
The man is just no good!
He's a slime! He's a slime!
The jerk must resign.

Every night he comes home from work,
And he tells me,
The good work he's done!
And there's no doubt in my mind,
That my man is one of a kind, oh yeah!
All I keep thinking about is him,
As President!
But, the congress women keep on saying.......

(Pelosi comes out rapping.)

You got a man who just gropes ass,
You got to stay away, you must show some class!
Just leave him,
He is a slime!

He's a slime, he's a slime.
He's a slime.
He is an awful jerk.
He's a slime, he is an awful slime.
You must leave him now.....

(Franni Franken now raps.)

Why don't you skanks get off my back,
Why don't you cut my guy some slack.
I know you are trying to help me out,
Trying to show me what life is like,
Pelosi, Warren, Gifford and Obama,
I love a man, word to your mama!

He's a slime, he is an awful slime.
He's a slime.
He is an awful jerk.
He's a slime, he's a slime,
He's a piece of work.
(Repeat chorus until end.)