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Song Parodies -> "Asinine Ted Buffoons"

Original Song Title:

"99 Red Balloons"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Asinine Ted Buffoons"

Parody Written by:

Poli-tick-ly Sexy

The Lyrics

Here's a parody about that habitual drunk of a Senator, Ted Kennedy.
Ted n' Mary Jo in an overturned car
By Chappaquiddick lagoon
He swam away, that drunkard sot
Let her drown at the break of dawn
Then Gargan and Markham left, MaryJo was gone
That scapegrace, free drugs and healthcare
Flash the message:
"He's mentally impaired!"
Floating in a channel, MaryJo died
Asinine Ted buffoons just lie!

That drunkard sot, Ted Buffoon
Floating at the Poucha dike
Tonic, Gin, he's red-faced
That dimwit clown is
Something else
Kopechne, left to die
That creepy left-wing guy
All the crimes that he denies
Caroline and Ted Buffoons just lie!

Asinine leftist thief
'69, July eighteenth
Blurry, slur-ry, super-scurry
Didn't call the cops out in a hurry
He's a dem to abhor
MaryJo was ignored
Ran for president in '79
Those Kennedy, Ted buffoons just lie!

[instrumental interlude]

Ninety-nine tumors in his head
He's a ultra-left-wing liberal
The Kennedy's get a zero
The Kennedy's are philanderers
Ted tried to justify, falsify, had to testify
He's such a crock, and he still denies
'Cause asinine Ted buffoons just lie!

Asinine Ted buffoons just lie!

Ninety-nine tumors Ted has had
Hot air, head balloon
Now his time's soon over
And he's lying pretty
In a coffin, oh, what a pity!
If we could find a souvenir
Just to laugh and make a jeer
And there is the dead buffoon
Caroline always says, "ya know?"

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