You and I in a fit of pique
Fixed the dems and the RINOs tweaked
Said we're through with all of you
Now here's what we're gonna' do

Election day, all hell's broke loose
Lame Stream News, we'll cook your goose
Inaugural day, swear in this guy
Ninety-nine days go flying by

Ninety-nine days ago
Trump on fire, we told you so
Break-neck pace, so much to do
Unravel crap by you-know-who
A lot of damage had been done
By the rat they called "The One"
Everyday insane dems cry
While ninety-nine day go flying by

Ninety-nine days of his tweets
Ninety-nine! reporters bleat
Take away his phone they pout
He can't do that, they scream and shout
This is what we've waited for
A man of action, not a bore
This President has got a spine
While ninety-nine day go flying by

Ninety-nine days, there's dispair
In the dem ranks, everywhere
Kim Jong-un is talking tough
Trump is gonna' call his bluff
So, he tries to bomb Hawaii
We'll say aloha and goodbye
If there's a mushroom in the sky
While ninety-nine days go flying by

Ninety-nine day go flying byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Ninety-nine days we have had
Most were great, none half as bad
As the last eight years of that child king
We're free at last, we rejoice and sing
If I could find one thing to say
To brighten up a liberals day
And here it is, it's just a start
Twenty-eight hundred twenty-three days to go