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Song Parodies -> "99 Mad Islamists"

Original Song Title:

"99 Red Air Balloons"

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Parody Song Title:

"99 Mad Islamists"

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The Lyrics

Double omnicide in Damascus - 40-74 people dead Another jeering parody
99 Mad Islamists

(Sung to 99 Red Balloons - Nena)

You and I at a memorial
Speaks of a religion that now is gone...
They could have joined humanity
but they perished in a false dawn...
In the Qur'an there's bugs in there!
but its adherents didn't care!
Shake their fists up at the sky
Ninety-nine mad Islamists did cry...

Ninety-nine Mad Islamists
Shook their fists up at the sky
Paradise their final goal...
So what if people had to die!
Light the fuse of perfidy
to make front page of Humanity!
Screaming anger to the sky
Ninety nine Mad Islamists decried!!

Ninety-nine Mad Islamists
Seeking only Dar-es-Salaam
Ante'd up with steel nails
creating deadly human bombs
As the innocent were doubly damned
all because of the Qur'an
They cheered the blasts up to the sky
As ninety-nine Mad Islamists yelled 'Hie!'

Ninety-nine godbound zealots
worshipped violence with no regrets
They decided to double down
Screeching anger from Mecca town!
They were finally told to desist
but swore only they would exist!
a B83 Non Tactical
made them blackened blast stains on a wall!

Yes, blackened blast stains on a wall!!

Ninety-nine Dead Islamists
vaporized into the sky
Heaven was the goal they sought..
but they found out it was all lies
left behind no souvenirs
to prove they'd once existed here
The rest of the world moved on along
..nothing more to see here....

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