This morning I woke up in a strange place
With nuts and pretzels glued to my face
The smell of liquor was in the air
As I rubbed my eyes and began to stare
There before me was quite a sight
A reminder of what we did last night
The mountain of tin reached to the ceiling
When I started to get a sinking feeling

99 beers on the bar
I think my friend and I went too far
How did we finish all this brew
When it was only me and you
How did we get into this fix
I think I'm starting to get sick
Excuse me now as you start to brag
While I'll go and find a big barf bag

It's all coming back to me
I just wanted to go out for tea
But you said that you wanted gin
And that's when we did drop in
To this local joint just down the street
Where everyone likes to compete
To see which one can down the most
And live the next day to brag the most

99 beers on the bar
I think my friend and I went too far
How did we finish all this brew
When it was only me and you
How did we get into this fix
I think I'm starting to get sick
Excuse me now as you start to brag
While I'll go and find a big barf bag

99 beers on the bar

99 beers on the bar
I think my friend and I went to far
How did we finish all this brew
When it was only me you
99 beers what went wrong
Now I get this stupid song
Once you do it, you never again will
After you have to pay the stinking bill