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Song Parodies -> "99 Left-Wing Loons"

Original Song Title:

"99 Luftballoons"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"99 Left-Wing Loons"

Parody Written by:

Poli-tick-ly Incorrect

The Lyrics

So the liberals got their 60 seats in the Senate, I guess it doesn't matter if Al Frankenstein and the Democrap-biased Minnesota Board of Elections can legally steal the senate race by rigging ballots, but it didn't matter either that Barack O' Dumba stole the general election with a little help from his pals at ACORN! Funny isn't it?
Hill 'n Bill and those leftist loons
Call 'em out they're all buffoons
Ted Kennedy, that drunkard sot
Leftist clowns will soon be gone
One thing I know- they're always wrong
Those Clinton and Edwards affairs
Rod Blagojebitch
Sells Senate chairs
Fibbers, libbers, philanderers, malingerers
99 left-wing loons, say bye!

99 left-wing loons
Voting in the Senate, "aye"
Fibber Kay, flippant and pert
Durbin, "the dick" is something else
Edwards cheats on his wife
With them- always another lie
I'd love to see Hillary cry
99 left-wing loons, goodbye!

99 leftist tax cheats
99 simpletons to defeat
And haughty, haughty, John Kerry
Condemns the troops in a fury
Thank God, no more Algore
They are all opposed to war
Odumba president should resign
Those Corzine dumb buffons just lie

99 Dems won't have a prayer
Those ultra-left-wing-luna-liberals
Everyone's out of work
Everyone has gone berserk
Pelosi seen under public eye
Yeah she's getting terrified- she just lied
Liberals hate Joe - that plumber guy
99 left-wing loons, say byebye!

99 leftists gone mad
Everyone of them a dumb buffoon
The economy is in shambles and it's not pretty
In my opinion it looks quite sh*tty
Oh, voters, please get them out of here!
Oh, God, the end is near!
Please remove these dumb buffoons
Lay them off, and let them go!

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 16

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 5   9

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Andria - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I don't agree with the subject as you would most likely guess, but it was pretty good. I will give you 5s for pacing and overall, but a 3 for how funny because I didn't agree with the subject matter.
rob - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment
liberal voters cant admit their leaders goof up or are corrput. so how's those 12,000 troops and the unemployment rate after odumba started spending and bailing? how's it going libs?
bor - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm with Andria. I liked this author's parody of the Star Spangeled Banner better.
Fiddlegirl - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment
To quote Jimmy Stewart's character in "The Shop Around the Corner"-- "It's sort of an interesting mixture of poetry and meanness"... 5 for pacing... 3 for overall tone being more nasty than satirical.
Michael Pacholek - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment
You DO realize that the OS was about how Reagan and Thatcher were inching the world close to nuclear war, don't you? Really, the loons who are on the left are nowhere near the corridors of power. By contrast, the loon who are on the right are still in charge of the Republican Party.
camira bailey - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
"rob": shut up. if any of what you said were true, then your mom would be a monkeys uncle.
Jeffrey - July 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Obviously people like Rob and Poli have no clue at all what they are talking about. Which is typical they just make up junk and point fingers. Seems none of them remember the W. got us into both the recession AND the wars.
camira bailey - July 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh grow up Poli. You know I can report you. What you said about me is TOTALLY uncalled for. That's sexist (assuming you are a guy; your commentary seems to be of the male persuasion). What you called the president is uncalled for too; and not to mention, childish. I've seen some elementary school kids who are more mature than you are.
oh grow up - August 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Please, knock. it. off. All of you.
99 problems and kucinich ain't one - December 24, 2014 - Report this comment
I don't know about your rhyming dictionary but in mine prayer *definitely* rhymes with liberals.

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