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Song Parodies -> "99, She Loved Balloons"
Original Song Title:
"99 Luftballons"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nena
Parody Song Title:
"99, She Loved Balloons"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
Now, finally, the *REAL* translation of "99 Luftballons", the one-hit wonder of the '80s by German chanteuse Nena.
How's the weight? What side for Mick?
Dan, sing "Ick!" and lead for Dick
Then 99, she loved balloons
A theorem--with some horizon
Dance too, will light Brad and Mitch
Dan, sing "Ick!" and lead for Dick
Then 99, she loved balloons
And that's so vast, I show a coat
99, she loved balloons
A fair hemp wig, hum her ascent
Wild man for awful hos, loves them high
The room's sick, too, in hen or eye
Now fleet your staff in winter air
Alarm zoo gibbon, vent so aware
Dobby warned all damned whore spies on
Near 99, she loved balloons
99, she doesn't fling her
Heat, or war on gross Kreaker
Hilton's sick for Captain Kirk
Does gab in grassfire work
Do Nick! Barn hoppin'! Nice giraffe!
And Fulton's sick--like Angie, mocked
Dobby, shush! Man, I've more eyes on
Of 99, she loved balloons!
99, she cracks minister
Strike holes and Ben's sin cannot stir
Hilton's sick, force showy loiter
Fit attention, vent the boater!
Rife in Craig, in Walton mocked
Man, we're heady! That's good, Doc!
This is animal! So what, Count?
Wiggin' 99, she loved balloons!
99 show Jerry Craig
Lesson counting plates for singer
Craig's listener give Nick to me, or,
A duck I'd do sin to freak her
Hootie, say it! Minnie, run down!
Say to Walt, in true, more legion
Happening, love balloons, go find 'em
Tank and Dick are lost in freedom
Dan, sing "Ick!" and lead for Dick
Then 99, she loved balloons
A theorem--with some horizon
Dance too, will light Brad and Mitch
Dan, sing "Ick!" and lead for Dick
Then 99, she loved balloons
And that's so vast, I show a coat
99, she loved balloons
A fair hemp wig, hum her ascent
Wild man for awful hos, loves them high
The room's sick, too, in hen or eye
Now fleet your staff in winter air
Alarm zoo gibbon, vent so aware
Dobby warned all damned whore spies on
Near 99, she loved balloons
99, she doesn't fling her
Heat, or war on gross Kreaker
Hilton's sick for Captain Kirk
Does gab in grassfire work
Do Nick! Barn hoppin'! Nice giraffe!
And Fulton's sick--like Angie, mocked
Dobby, shush! Man, I've more eyes on
Of 99, she loved balloons!
99, she cracks minister
Strike holes and Ben's sin cannot stir
Hilton's sick, force showy loiter
Fit attention, vent the boater!
Rife in Craig, in Walton mocked
Man, we're heady! That's good, Doc!
This is animal! So what, Count?
Wiggin' 99, she loved balloons!
99 show Jerry Craig
Lesson counting plates for singer
Craig's listener give Nick to me, or,
A duck I'd do sin to freak her
Hootie, say it! Minnie, run down!
Say to Walt, in true, more legion
Happening, love balloons, go find 'em
Tank and Dick are lost in freedom
Copyright, 2007 Agrimorfee. Sprecken zee doitch, nine?
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I wanted to do something like this for awhile now... But never got around to it. Congrats!
Freakin HILARIOUS, loved it!
glad you made some sense of this goofy song...5s for 99
DKTOS but a funny read
Hey I liked this parody a great deal........ but did the author forget one of the letters in his name?????
Ive noticed that as well. Mr Sir Agrimorfee, you spelt your name as 'Agimorfee'. Now is this you making a simple spelling or is this an imposter?! Otherwise this parody is ok.
and all the time I thought this song was about german breast implants.. thanks
Anglophones hear the funniest things. This was a strange trip.
what a hilarious idea! - it was so well done, I could hear nena's lovely husky tones singing every word - my fave line: Do Nick! Barn hoppin'! Nice giraffe! - LOL!! - 555
The Mixed-Up Ghost of Don Adams (a.k.a. Maxwell Smart, channeled by Michael Pacholek) - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
That's the second-greatest parody I've ever seen! Wait, it wasn't about my wife, Agent 99? Sorry abou that...
Hilarious interpretation, reminds me of the animutation "A Sticky Night Of Love". 555 loved balloons for that one.
Missed this one when it was first up. I think it's hilarious!!! I love all the substitutions!! 5-5-5
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