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Song Parodies -> "99 Rubber Boobs"
Original Song Title:
"99 Red Balloons"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nena
Parody Song Title:
"99 Rubber Boobs"
Parody Written by:
Stuart McArthur
The Lyrics
when I downloaded the lyrics to the OS (which were incompletely translated) I misunderstood the purpose of brackets surrounding a large chunk of German words, which meant I left verse 4 completely out of my earlier submission - so this is the completed 5-verse parody (no need to vote or comment)
You and I in the silicone shop
What can you buy with the money you got?
Save up hard, discip-lun
one by one, both WILL get done
back of shop, a tray tips up
out roll boobs of every cup...(size)
You and I can't believe our eyes
as 99 rubber boobs roll by
99 rubber boobs
rolling through the sliding door
Panic bells, it's red alert
"ATTENTION SURGEONS: STOP YOUR WORK!"
The receptionist, with mouth agape
rushes from behind the drapes
Business will go all pear-shaped
if 99 rubber boobs escape
99 rubber boobs
find the perfect exit route
worry, worry, super-scurry
comes the boss now - in a hurry
"This is what we can't afford!
Down that hill rolls next month's orders!"
Garbage men choke on their pies
as 99 rubber boobs bounce by
T'wards the school the boobs advance
Grade Six gym class wets their pants
Round the bend they enter traffic
looking very pornographic
Through the convent they then roll
mammaries out of control
All the nuns looked quite aghast
as 99 rubber boobs bounce past
(softly)
In the tyre-yard, down the road
In each tyre, a rubber globe
they've stopped bouncing, such a pity
but they all look bruised and gritty
If I COULD grab souvenirs
two I'd pinch for you, my dear
but providence should soon prevail
prepare for next weeks "fake boob discount sale"
What can you buy with the money you got?
Save up hard, discip-lun
one by one, both WILL get done
back of shop, a tray tips up
out roll boobs of every cup...(size)
You and I can't believe our eyes
as 99 rubber boobs roll by
99 rubber boobs
rolling through the sliding door
Panic bells, it's red alert
"ATTENTION SURGEONS: STOP YOUR WORK!"
The receptionist, with mouth agape
rushes from behind the drapes
Business will go all pear-shaped
if 99 rubber boobs escape
99 rubber boobs
find the perfect exit route
worry, worry, super-scurry
comes the boss now - in a hurry
"This is what we can't afford!
Down that hill rolls next month's orders!"
Garbage men choke on their pies
as 99 rubber boobs bounce by
T'wards the school the boobs advance
Grade Six gym class wets their pants
Round the bend they enter traffic
looking very pornographic
Through the convent they then roll
mammaries out of control
All the nuns looked quite aghast
as 99 rubber boobs bounce past
(softly)
In the tyre-yard, down the road
In each tyre, a rubber globe
they've stopped bouncing, such a pity
but they all look bruised and gritty
If I COULD grab souvenirs
two I'd pinch for you, my dear
but providence should soon prevail
prepare for next weeks "fake boob discount sale"
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I say, good show Stuart. Really enjoyed it, especially the 'advance/pants' couplet and the punchline. I guess there are two silicone valleys now.
fives....but with 99 boobs, it ain't gonna come out even
unless someone starts out odd, alvin
I STILL wish I'd thought of this first!
Alvin, the 99th boob was Leila from "Futurama"! Oh, wait, that's an eye isn't it? ha ha
The new verse is the best of the lot!! 555 Mr McArthur!
thanks again for not thinking of it Johnny - don't know Futurama Peregrin - thanks muchly Kristof :-)
SOTM 5's Very funny, Stuart.
I won't be able to shake the imagery of this song out of my mammary...er, memory. 555
Very amusing rhymes and a titillating theme. 5s
SOTM.... hahahaha nice job!
(SOTM) Guaranteed to win a booby prize if nothing else.
I could have sworn I left a comment here before... something about wanting to see the video, IIRC. Ah.. just read your comment at the top. OIC, now - I was wondering why the vote count was so low :-)
(SOTM) Still has me in stitches...implantastic!
Thanks everyone. ....yes Phil, you did leave a comment about video which I appreciated very much - then I realised my blunder with verse 4 and I knew I couldn't submit it for SOTM unless it was complete, hence this completed version :-) thanks muchly Kristof!!
I feel like a boob for missing this one
(SOTM)see above
Fantastic, Stuart. Especially the gym class verse. I always liked the German version of the original better than the English one - probably because the translation should have been more like THIS.
Thanks Spaff - I liked the German version too, but the English one redeems itself in the way she says "Jet Fight - ERRRRS" - my heart melts - very sexy that Nena (in her bomber jacket and all, walking along that log! - or was that just a dream?)
(SOTM) It's like I always said: The roads ain't safe anymore!
(SOTM) ROFLMAO!!!
Um, you can't enter this unless the new verse is in German; sorry.......Just kidding, I agree the new verse is the bre- I mean best one. Great job.
SOTM--still love it, Stu...good luck in your first SOTM! (i think...)
very funny Stuart .. I liked the Grade 6 verse best ... (SOTM)..could be a winner???
(SOTM) See above!
Refer above!
SOTM...fantastic, hilarious...gets my first place vote...Great job, Stuart
Ah, yes, Stuart, you got me there. And that breathy final verse - mmmm. I used to watch the video over and over. And then I would dream of rubber boobs.
mmm, I would dream of rubbing em
Very good plot and parody. I liked the traffic/pornographic couplet best.
See above, enjoyed it second time around as well.
(SOTM) I swear I already voted and commented, but I guess I was hallucinating... Good job - now parody the German version! ;-)
Still brilliant! Still one of the best.
(SOTM) Anyone remember "Boobs-A-Lot" from the "Dr. Demento Show" of the early 70's - it was by the "Holy Modal Rounders", I think (not sure if I spelled that correctly)...This was much better...5's...great job...
thanks all SOTM October voters/commenters - and for making my first SOTM comp such a rich and entertaining experience - what a great site Chucky! - love you all :-)
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3009.0;id=2561;image
I still love this - wildly creative and unexpected. "Two I'd pinch for you, my dear"- heh heh.
Still a great read, especially the grade 6 gym class.
(123) Still makes me laugh!
(123) See comments above.
(123) How many comps are you gonna enter this one in, Stu? :-) still a classic....
(123) see above
I know, Kristof! My preferences were two others that started with the "(" symbol, but that symbol was ruled ineligible, so it only left me with one choice
- this is only the second comp I've entered it in, though....
- this is only the second comp I've entered it in, though....
(123) What Johnny D said.
...and third time around too.
Still funny... say, have you made that video yet?
Still great, see above =)
thanks again, johnny, 2nz, Phil, and Jeff
very imaginative and seriously silly.... 5s!!!!
thanks martha!
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3010.0;id=4367;image
Get some helium, blow them up and fly 99 boob balloons.
Lol Very Good i love This keep up the good Work
(WET T-SHIRT) You've done very, very well on this one boob parody. I've read it again and again with each contest and it just seems funnier. Of course, I already commented and voted, but did again. 5's to the max. That video WOULD look funny!!
Good job
BOOB: an old favorite! Still has some bounce in it.
(WET T-SHIRT) I guess I'd have a heart attack if 99 rubber boobs came past when I was tring to eat my pie. Brilliant job, Stu.
I voted this First Place in SOTM, so you know how I feel about it. Fantastic Wet T-Shirt
Wet T-Shirt. Now what exactly can you do with 99 fake boobs? Well, I don't now about you, but I'd have a great time at that "Fake Discount Boob Sale" If everything costs 5 dollars, I'd buy three.
(Wet T-Shirt) But 99 is an odd number...would the odd one be for a woman who had a mastectomy? Great job and incredibly inventive concept.
(Wet T-shirt) Insanely funny work here Stu, no wonder this scored silver in two competitions already. If I may answer Cat's question, the odd one was for the three-breasted girl in the movie Total Recall.
(Wet T-Shirt) Here's a nice pair of fives, with an extra thrown in for good measure. Funny one, Stu.
Nice work, very funny... I especially love the part "six grade gym class wets their pants". That was hilarious and also true! 455
where can i download it??
Stu - check out this story: http://www.watoday.com.au/national/storm-in-a-ccup--130000-boobs-lost-at-sea-20081202-6pa5.html
.. kind of like this, but a thousand-fold more :-D
.. kind of like this, but a thousand-fold more :-D
thanks for the heads-up Phil, although that story did make the news here as you can imagine - I'm tipping Ralph Magazine and the Somali pirates are up to their necks in this, if not their cleavages :-)
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