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Song Parodies -> "Lamases, Lamases"

Original Song Title:

"Promises, Promises"

Original Performer:

Naked Eyes

Parody Song Title:

"Lamases, Lamases"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Should've had the trout
Last night at Chili's
Salad and trout

Ate a big stew
With armadillies
And rooster feet, too

All night long, with nightmares wracked
Lorenzo Lamas clones attacked

I could see
Lamases, Lamases
Running after me
Lamases, Lamases
I had to climb a tree

Second night I found
The dreams continued
Lamas abounds

This time he didn't come alone
His dad, Fernando
With an army of clones

All night long, they primped and fussed
And told me "You look marvelous"

I could see
Lamases, Lamases
The clones of dad and son
Lamases, Lamases
Measured by the ton


On the ground and in the air
Lorenzo Lamas, everywhere
Clone Fernandos, millions plus
All saying "You look marvelous"

I could see
Lamases, Lamases
The styling of the hair
Lamases, Lamases
Brylcreem everywhere

All of these Lamases
Ignoring all my screams
Lamases, Lamases
Filling up my dreams


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AFW - January 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Zany...and far out...a style I'm akin to...and the perfect choice of subject to spoof..
Rob Arndt - January 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Plain craziness- thanks ;-D 555!
Porfle Popnecker - January 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks guys!
The Brad Hatter - January 23, 2012 - Report this comment
At first, I thought you were trying to spell Lame-asses ;-)
Porfle Popnecker - January 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Yeah, it does look kinda like that!

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