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Song Parodies -> "I Could Blow A Cow"
Original Song Title:
"I Could Show You How"
Original Performer:
Naked Eyes
Parody Song Title:
"I Could Blow A Cow"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
While I was milking the cow
A thought came to me
By drinking straight from the spout
So happy I'd be
But I blew into the teat
Instead of inhaling
Thus I found out
From this failing
As the music came flowing out...
I could blow a cow
I could blow a cow concerto now
I could blow a cow
The neighbors came to my barn
And gathered around
To watch me coax from the cow
That beautiful sound
As a farmer joined the symphony
With his fiddle
I freestyled "Hey Diddle Diddle"
As my brain was still sorting out...
I could blow a cow
I could blow a cow concerto
I could blow a cow
[With the maidens dancing round me
Singing "Nonny, Nonny"
I played Bach and Mantovani]
As the dairy flowed down my brow...
I could blow a cow
I could blow a cow concerto
I could blow a cow
I could blow a cow concerto
I could blow a cow
A thought came to me
By drinking straight from the spout
So happy I'd be
But I blew into the teat
Instead of inhaling
Thus I found out
From this failing
As the music came flowing out...
I could blow a cow
I could blow a cow concerto now
I could blow a cow
The neighbors came to my barn
And gathered around
To watch me coax from the cow
That beautiful sound
As a farmer joined the symphony
With his fiddle
I freestyled "Hey Diddle Diddle"
As my brain was still sorting out...
I could blow a cow
I could blow a cow concerto
I could blow a cow
[With the maidens dancing round me
Singing "Nonny, Nonny"
I played Bach and Mantovani]
As the dairy flowed down my brow...
I could blow a cow
I could blow a cow concerto
I could blow a cow
I could blow a cow concerto
I could blow a cow
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Never heard of the OS and have no 'effing idea what you're talking about ... but take some 5's anyway! Because you're Porfle, and Porfle never sucks.
Thanks for your comment
@CML -- "real" Porfle here actually saying many thanks for your comment!
"Real" CML here .. That was an oddly bland comment coming from you, but I didnt suspect an impersonator. Why would anyone do that?
@CML -- I've wondered the same thing myself lately. :)
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