Hockin Loogies

By Professor Incubus

This chest congestion
Lung infection
It worsens

Mucus happens to make me cough up chunks
Sounds to make you really make you lose your lunch

This hideous hideous hideous bug - this bug – this hideous hideous hideous hideous bug

I say: Hockin loogies on my left hand side
Hockin loogies on my right hand side
I have a cough, this freakin mucus keeps me up all night
My throat is raw, this freakin temperature is really out of sight

And so I coughed and choked and wheezed all afternoon
(How does it feel when you got the flu)
It seems to me, I've had this nagging cough since june
(How does it feel when you got the flu)
And so I called in sick and then began to pray
(How does it feel when you got the flu)
And as I called my doctor, I just heard him say
(How does it feel when you got the flu)

I said, I'm hockin loogies on my left hand side
Hockin loogies on my right hand side
I have a cough, this freakin mucus keeps me up all night
My throat is raw, this freakin temperature is really out of sight

This hideous hideous hideous bug - this bug – this hideous hideous hideous hideous bug

And so I asked my doctor what was going on
(How does it feel when you got the flu)
He said "you have a severe case of pneumonia"
(How does it feel when it's worse than flu)
There was a fear of dread that was overcoming me
(How does it feel when it's worse than flu)
And I could feel a chill as I wheezed and heard him say
(Call 911 cause it's worse than flu)

I'm hockin loogies on my left hand side
Hockin loogies on my right hand side
Call 911, this freakin mucus keeps me up all night
Contagion, this freakin temperature is really out of sight

Cause me say listen to my doctor, me say listen to my nurse
He give little medicine, it only makes things worse
Cause me say listen to my doctor, me say listen to my nurse
He give little medicine, it only makes things worse

I'm hockin loogies on my left hand side
Hockin loogies on my right hand side
Call 911, this freakin mucus keeps me up all night
Contagion, this freakin temperature is really out of sight

You make it to the hospital, So me say, give me pharmaceuticals
My condition could be critical. Where’s the freakin Doctor?

I'm hockin loogies on my left hand side
Hockin loogies on my right hand side
Call 911, This freakin mucus keeps me up all night
Contagion, this freakin temperature is really out of sight

I spit east, spit west, spit north and south (on the left hand side)
This is gonna make me lose my lunch (on the left hand side)